Ask Jawbs Almost Anything!

[ronpaulftw]

Why haven't I ever seen this individual before? And what color is the number three?

 

[Cypher_17]

Why haven't I ever seen this individual before? And what color is the number three?

please do not writing so big it makes me sad.

 

[ronpaulftw]

Why haven't I ever seen this individual before? And what color is the number three?

please do not writing so big it makes me sad.

I sowwy, is dis bettahz?

 

[Cypher_17]

Why haven't I ever seen this individual before? And what color is the number three?

please do not writing so big it makes me sad.

I sowwy, is dis bettahz?

 

[Elvine]

Why haven't I ever seen this individual before? And what color is the number three?

please do not writing so big it makes me sad.

I sowwy, is dis bettahz?

much better on the eyes :lol:

 

[Jawbs]

Why haven't I ever seen this individual before? And what color is the number three?

MY EYES BURN DEAR GOD HELP ME!
This color.

 

[burnside986]

Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?

 

[Jawbs]

Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?

Danny

 

[burnside986]

Hows that sandwich treating you?

 

[Jawbs]

Hows that sandwich treating you?

It was just ok. It could have used a lot more peanut butter and a little more honey, but at least it had the correct ingredients!

 

[Cypher_17]

Did you get any blood on your knuckles?

 

[Jawbs]

Did you get any blood on your knuckles?

Dear god no! Why would I use my hands? Kicking is so much more fun!

 

[Cypher_17]

Did you get any blood on your knuckles?

Dear god no! Why would I use my hands? Kicking is so much more fun!

Of course, I bow to your infinite wisdom, doesn't ruin the features as much either I think

 

[NaughtyAmberX]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Oh, and...
purple.

 

[Jawbs]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Oh, and...
purple.

42

 

[Mikeythegeek]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Oh, and...
purple.

42

Sorry, your girl had the better answer.

 

[Jawbs]

Sorry, your girl had the better answer.

:character-grover:

 

[arachn1d]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Oh, and...
purple.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[Jawbs]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

:character-grover:

 

[bando]

Who's the bigger geek? You or her?

 

[Jawbs]

Who's the bigger geek? You or her?

physically?

 

[NinjaMike42]

How long did it take you to really respond to Jawbs?

And when you hear someone talking about Steve Jobs, do you look up, as if they were talking to you?

 

[Jawbs]

How long did it take you to really respond to Jawbs?

And when you hear someone talking about Steve Jobs, do you look up, as if they were talking to you?

under 90 seconds. nope.

 

[Cypher_17]

Are you sad your thread died?

And are you happy I just revived it, no matter how fleeting that revival may be?

 

[cerealkillermg]

ok 1st off: HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS THREAD BEFORE!!! cereal = fail
now 2nd: the ONLY grover thats acceptable is SUPER GROVER!!!
and 3rd: jawbs... WHY?!?

also 42... really... how unoriginal... im disappointed jawbs youre better than that man :lol:

 

[AlexLady]

What's the biggest epic win either you or Amber have had when playing MTG together?

 

[Jawbs]

Are you sad your thread died?

And are you happy I just revived it, no matter how fleeting that revival may be?

I was extremely depressed that my one and only thread on here was dead. When I got an email notification stating there was activity, I almost pissed myself. To be sure it wasn't some sort of mean joke, I wanted to wait at least 5 days before replying back.

I am happy. One day I hope to make this forum more about me than AmberCooties, then I will register JawbsCutie.com.

ok 1st off: HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS THREAD BEFORE!!! cereal = fail
now 2nd: the ONLY grover thats acceptable is SUPER GROVER!!!
and 3rd: jawbs... WHY?!?

also 42... really... how unoriginal... im disappointed jawbs youre better than that man :lol:

1.) Probably because this thread was buried deeper than Cypher's finger in my rectum... and trust me, that's pretty hard to do.

2.) ok.

3.) read above; trying to gain more fans so I can launch JawbsCutie.com

regarding "42" - I'm allowed to not always try to be original. That was one of those nights where I had to cry myself to sleep while listening to my "wife" have non-stop orgasms and fun with hundreds of guys. I wish she would just stick to doing camming with MFC.

What's the biggest epic win either you or Amber have had when playing MTG together?

Hmm... I don't know if we've really had any epic games yet. There was this one game where I had about 8 creature cards out, all beefed up with random equipments, and she only had 1 to defend with. That game didn't last much longer at that point. Fuck vampires... well, minus Twilight

 

[Mikeythegeek]

That was one of those nights where I had to cry myself to sleep while listening to my "wife" have non-stop orgasms and fun with hundreds of guys. I wish she would just stick to doing camming with MFC.

Well, don't be such as asshat to Amber and maybe you won't get cockblocked!

 

[AlexLady]

How do you feel about offline people--such as your friends--knowing that Amber is a cam-whore? Either through discovering on their own or otherwise.

 

[Jawbs]

How do you feel about offline people--such as your friends--knowing that Amber is a cam-whore? Either through discovering on their own or otherwise.

I'm completely fine with them knowing. If anything, it gives us one more thing to joke or tease her about. I don't think I've had any friends/family find her on their own, at least that I know of.