Anybody got any silly LOLLZ to share ?

[SoTxBob]

just heard this one....

do you know who really likes being fisted ?






Sock puppets..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Peccato]

A woman boards a plane and takes her place in her window seat. A few minutes a lawyer boards the plane and takes his seat next to the woman. After the plane takes off he turns to the woman. "would you like to play a game to pass the time?" He asks the woman. The woman turns to the man and says, "No thank you, i was just planning on sleeping during the flight." The man says, "Ok ok. Just let me explain the game before you go to sleep. The rules are I ask you a question and if you dont know the answer you pay me $50 and vise versa." The woman shakes her head and starts to lean againist the window. "alright, how about if I don't know the answer to your question I give you $500." This catches the womans attention. "Alright, you got a deal." Said the woman. "Alright, i'll start." Says the man. "What's is the capital of new zealand?" The woman shrugs, takes out $50 and hands it to the man. "Alright my turn." Says the woman. "Alright, what goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?" The man is puzzled and tries multiple resources (phone, emails, and asking people on the plane), but no one had the answer so he gave the woman $500. "Alright, I have to know, what's the answer?" Asked the man. The woman just shrugs and hands the man $50.

 

[AshleyMarks]

This is an older joke, but I still think it's funny.

Turner Brown

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and
sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
says"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle, 3
pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me? "

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left
testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my
name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around

I hope you got a laugh out of it.

 

[Rose]

ROFTL..........Here's a sexist one that I find hilarious.
Why do sluts wear hoop earrings?
So they have somewhere to stick their feet.

 

[sxycherrypie]

This is an older joke, but I still think it's funny.

Turner Brown

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and
sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
says"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle, 3
pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me? "

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left
testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my
name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around

I hope you got a laugh out of it.

:lol:

 

[bawksy]

:lol:

http://www.ambercutie.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=91396#p91396 :

a good portion of your other posts are "useless" posts where you quote 70 lines of text, only to add a smiley face or something

How's that for LOLLZ.

 

[RedHerby1]

a good portion of your other posts are "useless" posts where you quote 70 lines of text, only to add a smiley face or something

How's that for LOLLZ.

Talking to yourself now?

 

[Traditio]

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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[Preslye]

LOL thank you guys I needed that.