A good fucking news story

[Red7227]

Kai the hatchet wielding good samaritan

 

[VeronicaChaos]

Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Saves Woman From Racist Jesus, Gives Profanity-Filled Interview

 

[LacieLaPlante]

I'd love to be friends with that guy.

 

[NoelleBright]

I'd love to be friends with that guy.

Me too!

 

[mynameisbob84]

Dood's a bad-ass :-D

 

[AmberCutie]

That guy's done some shit, huh? Or is currently on something. Probably both?

 

[southsamurai]

definitely both miss amber! i kept expecting him to turn green, get buff and scream "Kai muthafuckin SMAAAASH!"

 

[camstory]

Brings tears to my motherfucking eyes. What does it matter if he's on something ? And I think if you had spent your morning as he did, you might be pretty animated yourself. He did the riotous thing, and I hope Maverick's hooks his ass up.

 

[AmberCutie]

Brings tears to my motherfucking eyes. What does it matter if he's on something ? And I think if you had spent your morning as he did, you might be pretty animated yourself. He did the riotous thing, and I hope Maverick's hooks his ass up.

Oh, it doesn't matter, necessarily. I was just noting at the omgholyhellyou'reabitcooky vibe. He's still a hero.

 

[WildFingers]

We need this guy to hang in Chicago yo take care of somethesemotherfukas.

 

[MrRodry]

Found at http://beeishappy.tumblr.com/post/42425 ... t-wielding

 

[Zoomer]

I'm still finding it hard to believe it's real. It seems, start to finish, like a prank to make a viral video to me. No cops about when there's a major crime scene? Can't find it on any major news network?

Funny though.

 

[camstory]

I'm still finding it hard to believe it's real. It seems, start to finish, like a prank to make a viral video to me. No cops about when there's a major crime scene? Can't find it on any major news network?

Funny though.

Yea, I was getting that feeling too. He talks about surfing, but this is no beach bum. Also a big discrepancy in his story and the one on the link VC provided. He says he killed the guy, (or I think that is what he says), and the report on the other page says the guy is in custody. But where I really failed, was I know cops, Kia's ass would be in custody anywhere, by any agency, and Fresno, hell they would givehim a year in the gas chamber just looking like that. Thought me a good lesson in how easily I can be fooled by the smoke and mirrors of modern Soto media.

 

[SoTxBob]

The vid has been submitted to Snopes.. so we'll see soon enough...

 

[camstory]

And if I am wrong, I will make an apology tocops everywhere, and in an YouTube video, in which I will eat a Fresno county sheriffs ball cap! NO SHIT!

 

[Nordling]

And if I am wrong, I will make an apology tocops everywhere, and in an YouTube video, in which I will eat a Fresno county sheriffs ball cap! NO SHIT!

I don't think you're wrong. I just can't imagine a scene where someone has just killed someone, even though justified, and the killer isn't at least taken "downtown," for further questioning. This is like, "ok, cool job with the hatchet dude, bai nou!"

 

[Jessi]

And if I am wrong, I will make an apology tocops everywhere, and in an YouTube video, in which I will eat a Fresno county sheriffs ball cap! NO SHIT!

I don't think you're wrong. I just can't imagine a scene where someone has just killed someone, even though justified, and the killer isn't at least taken "downtown," for further questioning. This is like, "ok, cool job with the hatchet dude, bai nou!"

I thought he said he cleaved him. Doesnt necessarily mean the dude died.

 

[Nordling]

And if I am wrong, I will make an apology tocops everywhere, and in an YouTube video, in which I will eat a Fresno county sheriffs ball cap! NO SHIT!

I don't think you're wrong. I just can't imagine a scene where someone has just killed someone, even though justified, and the killer isn't at least taken "downtown," for further questioning. This is like, "ok, cool job with the hatchet dude, bai nou!"

I thought he said he cleaved him. Doesnt necessarily mean the dude died.

You may be right, that he died was possibly just the impression I got (often screwed up lol) but even that would probably include more than a pat on the head and a thank you. At the least he'd be required to "don't be leaving town" since he's now a witness too.

 

[Rose]

I'm pretty sure he said he whapped him repeatedly with the blunt end of the cleaver (like those axes with the rubber mallet on the other side of the blade kinda thing.) They never said the dude died, but they did say he'd been taken into custody and was being held until further notice. Kai and the news reporter both said Kai was questioned but not taken into custody too.

Unless maybe I just read something different and am getting it confused with this story. In that case, ignore me, I'm just full of hot air.

 

[Evvie]

I'm pretty sure he said he whapped him repeatedly with the blunt end of the cleaver (like those axes with the rubber mallet on the other side of the blade kinda thing.) They never said the dude died, but they did say he'd been taken into custody and was being held until further notice. Kai and the news reporter both said Kai was questioned but not taken into custody too.

Unless maybe I just read something different and am getting it confused with this story. In that case, ignore me, I'm just full of hot air.

I read "hot hair" and choked on my french fries.

 

[Rose]

Unless maybe I just read something different and am getting it confused with this story. In that case, ignore me, I'm just full of hot air.

I read "hot hair" and choked on my french fries.

My hair is lookin pretty fly today. :whistle:


:lol:

 

[Nordling]

Okay, I may be hearing him wrong but at about 2:40 - 2:60, he says about the guy, "...dead, good."

 

[camstory]

Okay, I may be hearing him wrong but at about 2:40 - 2:60, he says about the guy, "...dead, good."

Yea that's what I hear at 2:48 in, or "so he's dead good"

 

[BullFrogBlues]

http://www.thenewstribune.com/2013/02/0 ... resno.html

not dead, jailed.

 

[camstory]

http://www.thenewstribune.com/2013/02/03/2460221/tacoma-man-jailed-in-fresno.html

not dead, jailed.

Well what Kia clearly says is "dead". But this looks like a pretty reputable report. FUCK. And I'm telling you, the Fresno Sheriffs Department has changed in the last 20 years if Kia is out walking around hours after this. FUCK. O.K. does anyone have a recipe for ball cap? And I'm not eating that plastic adjuster bit at the back. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK. And I better get a lot of thanks for the post with the video!!!

 

[AssCork]

I just can't imagine a scene where someone has just killed someone, even though justified, and the killer isn't at least taken "downtown," for further questioning. This is like, "ok, cool job with the hatchet dude, bai nou!"

In my experience it depends on the setting (urban / rural) and is typically up to the discretion of the responding officers (if any). A neighbor of mine in an apartment complex had a run-in with a thief dragging his projection TV out of his home.
Cops took down my neighbor's name and address, got a statement, and left after the coroner showed up.

They even let him keep the shotgun.

 

[Nordling]

I just can't imagine a scene where someone has just killed someone, even though justified, and the killer isn't at least taken "downtown," for further questioning. This is like, "ok, cool job with the hatchet dude, bai nou!"

In my experience it depends on the setting (urban / rural) and is typically up to the discretion of the responding officers (if any). A neighbor of mine in an apartment complex had a run-in with a thief dragging his projection TV out of his home.
Cops took down my neighbor's name and address, got a statement, and left after the coroner showed up.

They even let him keep the shotgun.

Yeah, I can see that, but like you said, depends on the venue...that example is of home invasion. Here we have a situation in Fresno on the street, but yeah, anything's possible.

 

[camstory]

I just can't imagine a scene where someone has just killed someone, even though justified, and the killer isn't at least taken "downtown," for further questioning. This is like, "ok, cool job with the hatchet dude, bai nou!"

In my experience it depends on the setting (urban / rural) and is typically up to the discretion of the responding officers (if any). A neighbor of mine in an apartment complex had a run-in with a thief dragging his projection TV out of his home.
Cops took down my neighbor's name and address, got a statement, and left after the coroner showed up.

They even let him keep the shotgun.

That's a bit different tho. I knew someone who blew a guy away through his front door, - the guy had driven past the guys house about an hour before brandishing a pistol out his window and yelling threats. Same deal, the cops took statements and the guy was never in custody, but he didn't look like, or act like Kia. I think the decision not to at least hold Kia for sometime must have been driven at least partly by some idea there would be public sentiment against such action. Or maybe cops and police management are getting better, rather than worse, - what do I know, I eat hats.

 

[camstory]

I just can't imagine a scene where someone has just killed someone, even though justified, and the killer isn't at least taken "downtown," for further questioning. This is like, "ok, cool job with the hatchet dude, bai nou!"

In my experience it depends on the setting (urban / rural) and is typically up to the discretion of the responding officers (if any). A neighbor of mine in an apartment complex had a run-in with a thief dragging his projection TV out of his home.
Cops took down my neighbor's name and address, got a statement, and left after the coroner showed up.

They even let him keep the shotgun.

Yeah, I can see that, but like you said, depends on the venue...that example is of home invasion. Here we have a situation in Fresno on the street, but yeah, anything's possible.

And the guy apparently was not killed.

 

[Nordling]

Btw, it's "Kai."

Kia is a Korean car.