Not a real WTF moment.. but a good little giggle from me.. no more tips from him after this
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MarieElise
Cam Model
- Dec 19, 2019
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- Twitter Username
- @EliMarie717
- MFC Username
- EliMarie
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- MarieElise
- ManyVids URL
- https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/328205/EliMarie717/
- Clips4Sale URL
- https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/92217/marie717
CallMeMaria
Cam Model
- Dec 1, 2018
- 870
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- MFC Username
- CallMeMaria
- Streamate Username
- Blodieandbeast
- Chaturbate Username
- CallMeMaria
User tips 10tk, I say hello and ask how they are etc, no response.
User: Nice to see you, miss.
User Tips 10tk
Me: You too, can you hear me ok?
User: Oh sorry, no, I am in another models room.
SMH.
User: Nice to see you, miss.
User Tips 10tk
Me: You too, can you hear me ok?
User: Oh sorry, no, I am in another models room.
SMH.
In the middle of May??
Guess now I know how he spends the rest of the year waiting for Christmas duties
Guess now I know how he spends the rest of the year waiting for Christmas duties
Someone must be watching Hallmark Channel 'Fa La La Fridays' in May and watching Christmas movies.In the middle of May??
Guess now I know how he spends the rest of the year waiting for Christmas duties
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What? Who would watch that stuff in May? Not me. No sir!
A 6 year grey user on SC:
6:19 AM
bigdaddyrob2
Could you motivate me to get more tokens by saying come fuck your mother in law hard please bb
6:19 AM
bigdaddyrob2
Could you motivate me to get more tokens by saying come fuck your mother in law hard please bb
Hope he's not self fertilizing it.
This week I giggled at, "No WAY you are 49? You look 44 max!"
Genuine question: should I have said thank you rather than laugh hard enough to fall off my chair and ask how old the chatter is? Laughing and taunting worked out but it gave me a real *blink - huh?* type face at first.
Genuine question: should I have said thank you rather than laugh hard enough to fall off my chair and ask how old the chatter is? Laughing and taunting worked out but it gave me a real *blink - huh?* type face at first.
I suppose it's better than "you look good for your age." Thanks, asshole. I would have had the same reaction honestly. (Early 40s here.)
You know that chatter was 22.
So much for his summer job as sideshow age guesser!
CallMeMaria
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- Dec 1, 2018
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- MFC Username
- CallMeMaria
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- Blodieandbeast
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- CallMeMaria
Okay THAT'S a new one!! I have once had someone ask me to pretend to have a stomach ache.. but not like this!
This person needs to play Goat Simulator and leave cam models alone.
I'm never one to kink shame, but that literally made me LOL.
I thought you were joking... but nope: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/goat-simulator/id868692227This person needs to play Goat Simulator and leave cam models alone.
Must. Not. Download. To. See. WTF...
I paid $25 for the full package 3 years ago and it was WORTH IT. The story behind its creation (coding camp/creative newbie) is very inspiring too. Parodies are on point. Really the best download on my ipad other than Procreate.
WT absolute F happens in your formative years that you develop a sheep head-butting fetish
It's famous for it's glitching, like getting stuck in a wall. Goat Simulator 3 is its sequel (there is no Goat Simulator 2).
Pretty certain the customer was trying to "pull the wool over your eyes". The AI of this idiom says it best lol.
That's up there with the guy I once saw ask a model to eat a banana.
You're thinking, "that's pretty predictable so far", aren't you?
Except he wanted her to do a little voice for the banana, begging her not to eat him and how he'd be scared in the "darkness inside her tummy".
When you spend your leisure time in places frequented by individuals who are turned on by fruit begging for it's life, it does make you reconsider your life choices.
This is Vore fetish & I have done a lot of custom videos on it though none specifically with a banana .
The lead-up to the last message...
She then proceeded to tell him if he didn't like something he could leave at any time.
10:58 AM
rony_1009
Change the song because this song for god
10:59 AM
[ MODEL ]
@rony_1009 why change?)
10:59 AM
rony_1009
this song for god Indian god mahakal
11:01 AM
rony_1009
so please change the song I requested to you
10:59 AM
[ MODEL ]
@rony_1009 why change?
11:01 AM
[ MODEL ]
@rony_1009 yes, I love Shiva and revere Him)
11:01 AM
[ MODEL ]
@rony_1009 you can order your song)
11:02 AM
rony_1009
I don’t want any song but you are here for sexual work and you play god song so change
She then proceeded to tell him if he didn't like something he could leave at any time.
10:58 AM
rony_1009
Change the song because this song for god
10:59 AM
[ MODEL ]
@rony_1009 why change?)
10:59 AM
rony_1009
this song for god Indian god mahakal
11:01 AM
rony_1009
so please change the song I requested to you
10:59 AM
[ MODEL ]
@rony_1009 why change?
11:01 AM
[ MODEL ]
@rony_1009 yes, I love Shiva and revere Him)
11:01 AM
[ MODEL ]
@rony_1009 you can order your song)
11:02 AM
rony_1009
I don’t want any song but you are here for sexual work and you play god song so change
What the heck I'd goat simulator or should I not ask lolThis person needs to play Goat Simulator and leave cam models alone.
It's just a very silly video game where you are goat and you head butt things a lot.
Sounds like my average day in retail when dealing with some customers, and some co-workers.
Well.. it is not just the same old boring questions is it?
Obviously I am not a model but the last few "weird" ones in this thread I kind of think are rather fun and would make me laugh a lot and break any monotony that might be setting in if anyone asked them of me.
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