I despair of ever finding an appropriately sized dildo for sucking on indefinitely, kinda like a gag. (I want something that's like, 2.5 inches long, and 1.25 inches in diameter, but in the dildo world anything under five inches long is too thin to properly wrap with my lips. And the dildo gags are either too long or so short I can't really do anything with them. 3 inches is the max for in my mouth comfortably for a long period of time, but anything under 2 inches is so damn short it feels like nothing is there and is just an irritant. And the width needs to be over 1 inch, but less than 2 inches.)
Gentlemen who have small dicks fitting the length and diameter requirements listed above, if any of you are willing to make me a dildo using a clone-a-willy kit, please message me and we'll work something out (I no longer have a po box, but I'm sure I can figure out a way to get this one package). You will be required to purchase the materials and pay for shipping (including any extra costs incurred by using a method which won't reveal my address to you), but I will gladly make a video of me sucking on and worshiping the dildo, which you will get for free. Shoot, I'll make two- one where I use your name, and one where I don't, and you get to keep both!
(Is that enough small penis encouragement? I hope so... but I'm actually serious about that offer. Shit, if a SPH guy wants, I'll do one humiliating the dildo in question, though I can't promise it'll be as spectacular as the worship and suck ones.)
Ladies, if any of you know a good dildo about that size which is appropriate for extended sucking sessions (I'd love to be able to spend an hour at a time), please link me to it!