What's your "go-to" XXX phrase?

[Courtneypage]

I hope I am not duplicating an already conversed topic, but I wanted to (hopefully) have a thread on dirty talk and what you as model or member feel is hot (or even what is NOT HOT)

What is the sexiest thing you've ever uttered? Also, any dirty talk tips? <-- that would be awesomesauce!

I'll go first:

I don't really have a go to phrase but my fav thing to throw in the mix is when someone compliments my breasts I say, "Thanks, I grew them for men." Just random! I think its silly.​

:booty:

 

[eclipse76]

 

[Courtneypage]

Thanks

 

[Ambers Troll]

These are some of my favourites from models.
"Come here I just want to kiss you for a second" (wanting pvt time extended)
"Can you fix my problem" (Horny again, teasing)
"I'm up for it" (response to another pvt)
"Me too, I'm a bit of a sex machine in RL" (response to my comment on how cumming can be addictive)
"Your pvts are so whimsical and erotic. You're sexy" (honest and simple compliments are sexy)
"No you stay right there"... "I prefer... in" (Toy show after cum)

For myself i don't have a 'go to' phrase, I do tend to use the phrase 'thanks mind reader' often.
I also ask for trust, and for a partner to be wilder, to go for it most times. My actual language varies, if I had a 'go to' phrase I would actually be concerned I was objectifying my partner. I will admit when with someone certain words just come to mind, guess this is what you mean?

Advice on dirty talk for others if you want to say something, say it, those honest phrases are the hottest. I would suggest you keep some consideration for the type of person you are with, the language varies depending on your partner alot.

 

[MrRodry]

"Drop it low, put it in the dirt"

"Ok, open up your bubblegum, let me see your bumper"

"Booty so smooth, can't believe it's not butter"

"Me don't like flatscreen ass, I need a 3D"

"Turn around, stick it out, show the world you got a...

Bubble butt...

bubble...

bubble...



bubble...



...





butt."


:mrgreen:

 

[HealthyIncome]

" I wanna, wanna lick, lick, lick you from your head to your toes!" :mrgreen:


All I could come up with...lol

 

[AmberCutie]

Looks like most others are just quoting songs. Hmm.

I think the best dirty talk (which is the most believable and doesn't make me cringe or facepalm) is when it's descriptive of what's happening at that moment. Describing the feelings, the excitement of the orgasm that's about to happen, etc.

 

[HealthyIncome]

Looks like most others are just quoting songs. Hmm.

I think the best dirty talk (which is the most believable and doesn't make me cringe or facepalm) is when it's descriptive of what's happening at that moment. Describing the feelings, the excitement of the orgasm that's about to happen, etc.

True, you just got to go with something that pops into your head. Even if you fail miserably. lol

 

[eclipse76]

Looks like most others are just quoting songs. Hmm.

I think the best dirty talk (which is the most believable and doesn't make me cringe or facepalm) is when it's descriptive of what's happening at that moment. Describing the feelings, the excitement of the orgasm that's about to happen, etc.

This.
I think it works best when you're making the movie in your head, knowing where you wanna go beforehand, and typing as you feel it.
I've read/heard that guys are more receptive to description of the scene/actions, whereas women are more about the sensations/dynamic, but idk if it has any basis in reality or if it's just a preconception.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Mmmmmmmm bb, unfurl dem titties. Yeah.... mmm... my penis is reacting to your body... it's becoming stiff as if rigor mortis is setting in... I wanna pretend your pussy is an archaeological dig site and my erect penis is a digging utensil, only instead of digging up fossilised bones, I wanna bury a very specific bone deep inside you... I am a sexual tyrannosaurus... mmmm, bb. Are you as turned on as I am? Place your hand on your monitor, bb... can you feel it? I'm rubbing my penis on my monitor where your hand is... it's like we're in the same room... can you rub your bum on the monitor, bb? Yeah, back that ass up on your monitor... I wanna monitor that ass... with my penis. Your ass is the ocean and my penis is a submarine... yeah... I wanna submerge my penis so deep in that ass that I can't see where I'm going. Have you cum yet, bb? Cos... I have.

 

[DeezNA]

"Nothing cums for free. Especially me."

 

[AerynShade]

I always just turn to my bf and ask, "You want the sex?" If he replies with an affirmative I then say, "prepare for boarding" or "commence docking procedures!"

I'm a bit of a weirdo...

 

[Sansa]

"Nothing cums for free. Especially me."

I need to borrow this every time a non-tipping member starts begging for something. :lol:

 

[xDollPartsx]

"Gimme that bootyhole, girl"

I have a weird sense of humor. But usually if you get me laughing, I'm yours. I keep hoping eventually the same tactic will work on someone else.

But in seriousness. Like amber said, usually pertains to the situation. Things that are painting a descriptive picture will get my brain gears turning and it gets you "in it" with them. Really a turn on.