What Superhero...

[LadyLuna]

You're on camera, and having a blast, when a member you've never seen before takes you private. He invites you to look at his cam, and BAM!

What superhero do YOU want on the other end of that cam?

I pick wolverine!

 

[SatanJonez]

Well he's not a super hero, but he is a fictional character from a comic book: John Constantine.

 

[Jebbaz]

Inb4 Frankie says Lobo or Constantine

FUCK Never mind.... she beat me too it.

 

[SatanJonez]

Inb4 Frankie says Lobo or Constantine

FUCK Never mind.... she beat me too it.

:thumbleft:

 

[AlexLady]

Batman.

Poison Ivy is hot, but I don't like her feminist side.

 

[AshaSnow]

Blue Penis Man from Watchmen?

Ummmmm......I really like Wolverine, and I like Dean Cain Superman......that's about it.

 

[LaLaLand_xD]

Well he's not a super hero, but he is a fictional character from a comic book: John Constantine.

According to wiki, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_male_superheroes , he (haha @self for lame wiki reference)

That and I like Wolverine. I would say Gambit too-mmmmmmmmmmmm, bb.

If I got to meet in RL my first guess was Inspector Gadget because...well come on I could hook up some good stuff to him but not super heroey. Or Spiderman because I am sure he could rig up a web sex swing somehow.

And number one woman either way would be Xena. I find her a super hero to myself haha

 

[GingerStreaks]

Beast from the X-men. I'm not a furry or anything (people in costumes do nothing for me, I swear) but there's something about a big, hairy, animalistic Renaissance man that really gets me going.

 

[Jupiter551]

Maybe Rogue or Black Cat, but Mystique would be pretty damn tempting since variety is the spice of life and all..

 

[Anonymous]

trojan man...

 

[Jupiter551]

I pick wolverine!

"open bobs bub"
"can u put on a red wig...tell me my dick's bigger than Scott's...*5 minutes later* ahh goddd I'm cumm..*SNIKT* ARGH fuck!! I wonder if that'll grow back..."

Blue Penis Man from Watchmen?

Ummmmm......I really like Wolverine, and I like Dean Cain Superman......that's about it.

Until you realise it's just horny a member of the Blue Man Group ukeleft:

I forget which film it was where they were discussing how superman's jizz would emerge with such force it would rip a woman apart....lol

Inb4 Frankie says Lobo or Constantine

Sorry Jebbaz unless those two are in the closet the only ones I know of you can pick are batman and/or robin. Don't know of any openly gay or bi male superheroes (tho I havent read comics in like 15 years) but it's high time there were a couple I think.

Batman.

I think you'd want batman in person though Alex, you know he'd have some crazy toys in that utility belt. BTW I did a pvt with a chick called Bat_Girl and yes, she wears the mask lol - she was really cool actually, even though the mask has furrowed brows and it makes her look constantly puzzled, from her rules on her profile "I am always batgirl, and my batgirl mask stays on."

So two things:
1. Could the hulk very easily accidentally rip his own dick off? I say yes
2. Is no one into Daredevil? Even though he'd be all like "cant see cam bb"

 

[QueenMeadow]

Nightcrawler ........



I wanna show him my room and tell him he can see it, so come to me and screw me hard with those thick fingers and he will........ and we'll make magical blue babies :tongue4:



You know, for a porn related forum, there is a surprisingly little amount of masterbating gifs to choose from.

 

[Jupiter551]

Nightcrawler ........


I wanna show him my room and tell him he can see it, so come to me and screw me hard with those thick fingers and he will........ and we'll make magical blue babies :tongue4:

Hahaha he could teleport in and out of your pussy...

*BAMF*.....*BAMF*......*BAMF*....*BAMF*...*BAMF*.*BAMF*.*BAMF**BAMF**BAMF**BAMF**BAMF**BAMF**BAMF*!!!

 

[AlexLady]

Nah, he'd be stuck in the walls, that's scary <_<

 

[SidneyScarlet]

Can I pick Captain Picard? Oh oh! No no. Han fucking Solo dudes. YES.

 

[Bocefish]

Poor Hulk, nobody loves him. :lol:

 

[Keithy]

Nightcrawler ........



I wanna show him my room and tell him he can see it, so come to me and screw me hard with those thick fingers and he will........ and we'll make magical blue babies :tongue4:


You know, for a porn related forum, there is a surprisingly little amount of masterbating gifs to choose from.

But he already has a thing going with his sister. Well, he didn't know (well, he found out and that made him happy). She knew the whole time. I guess it's fine because they aren't really related by blood. Of course another (blood related) sister of his also made sexual advances...
I guess what I'm trying to say your best bet is to be a family member of his in order to bone him.

 

[LilyJean]

Soundwave or Deadpool

 

[pyrite1965]

Inb4 Frankie says Lobo or Constantine

Sorry Jebbaz unless those two are in the closet the only ones I know of you can pick are batman and/or robin. Don't know of any openly gay or bi male superheroes (tho I havent read comics in like 15 years) but it's high time there were a couple I think.

You would have to go to Canada and see Northstar, member of Alpha Flight. Openly gay since the 90's.

 

[Jupiter551]

Inb4 Frankie says Lobo or Constantine

Sorry Jebbaz unless those two are in the closet the only ones I know of you can pick are batman and/or robin. Don't know of any openly gay or bi male superheroes (tho I havent read comics in like 15 years) but it's high time there were a couple I think.

You would have to go to Canada and see Northstar, member of Alpha Flight. Openly gay since the 90's.

wow, I never knew Northstar was gay...I guess it makes sense though he's french-canadian...haha I kid

I would have said the original Angel from the X-men would have been a notable candidate for gayness, but not so much when he became Archangel

Actually I'm surprised no one's referenced the Heroes tv show yet...Hayden whatshername the cheerleader :3some:

Do villians count? For the bbw and trampling fetish lovers there's Pink Pearl, who's part of the awesomely named Femizon villain team, or possibly this is what turned Northstar gay in the first place since that appears to be him under her foot and possibly looking up her dress

 

[Jebbaz]

Funnily enough Constantine, the guy I suggested, is an openly bi-sexual super hero.

 

[Jebbaz]

Also, Wiccan and Hulking are an openly Gay couple.

 

[Jupiter551]

Wow okay so slightly off-topic but apparently Colossus (one of my favourite x-men ever) is also gay, and is in fact the boyfriend of Northstar??!

This kinda pisses me off - not that they made him gay, but the fact that I own every x-men comic and many, many related tie-in comics from 1976-1991, and though I haven't read them in years, not once was he even hinted at as being gay, in fact he had a relationship with Kitty Pryde (Shadowcat) for several years.

I think in the interests of tolerance and diversity there should be some gay superheroes, but to totally contradict 25+ years of lore is really shitty.

 

[Jebbaz]

Wow okay so slightly off-topic but apparently Colossus (one of my favourite x-men ever) is also gay, and is in fact the boyfriend of Northstar??!

This kinda pisses me off - not that they made him gay, but the fact that I own every x-men comic and many, many related tie-in comics from 1976-1991, and though I haven't read them in years, not once was he even hinted at as being gay, in fact he had a relationship with Kitty Pryde (Shadowcat) for several years.

I think in the interests of tolerance and diversity there should be some gay superheroes, but to totally contradict 25+ years of lore is really shitty.

There are multiple marvel universes, and in one of them, The Ultimate Universe, Colossus is gay with Northstar.

 

[Jupiter551]

Wow okay so slightly off-topic but apparently Colossus (one of my favourite x-men ever) is also gay, and is in fact the boyfriend of Northstar??!

This kinda pisses me off - not that they made him gay, but the fact that I own every x-men comic and many, many related tie-in comics from 1976-1991, and though I haven't read them in years, not once was he even hinted at as being gay, in fact he had a relationship with Kitty Pryde (Shadowcat) for several years.

I think in the interests of tolerance and diversity there should be some gay superheroes, but to totally contradict 25+ years of lore is really shitty.

There are multiple marvel universes, and in one of them, The Ultimate Universe, Colossus is gay with Northstar.

Ahh fair enough then, yeah I'm not up with even remotely current goings on in comics

 

[Eva_ChangeN]

Lady Death and/or Purgatory!!! (together? )

 

[LadyLuna]

Of course villains could be on the other end! No need to make another thread either. I didn't make this a poll so it could go wherever the fuck people wanted it to. NO LIMITS

 

[nerdguy]

Soundwave or Deadpool

If it was Soundwave , you do realize that it would probably be more than him just watching, with all those tapes running around .

 

[Jupiter551]

for a sub chick I bet Dr Doom would get her juices flowing

 

[Skulliee]

Tank Girl.

SHE IS A SUPER HERO TO ME.

My chances of finding anyone resembling Tank Girl on the opposite end are slim to none. :lol: