Things people do on twitter that annoy you?

[NoelleBright]

Those auto-tweeted horoscopes. Why should I care about what someone else's horoscope says for the day? Even if I were into astrology, I can't imagine why I would want to read someone else's.

Full on graphic nudity in avatars. It's rude and I'm pretty sure against the rules. It's mostly dicks but occasionally someone catfishing will have a zoomed in pussy as their avi. Just...don't force me to look at your naked body parts any time you interact in my vicinity. Put your nudity on your timeline and if someone wants to see it they will follow you.

Reposting the same picture numerous times a day for days and days and days on end. Mostly seems to be models who do a lot of indie shows who do this with their advertisements. After weeks of seeing the same picture 20 times a day I usually end up hitting mute.

 

[AmberCutie]

Those auto-tweeted horoscopes.

How about the fact that user "ambercutie" on Twitter is completely inactive except for these auto tweets, and Twitter won't release the name to me? lol

 

[SaffronBurke]

Full on graphic nudity in avatars. It's rude and I'm pretty sure against the rules.

Yep, it's against the rules to have nudity in avatars OR headers. I report and block every one I come across if it's a guy's profile. If it's a model, I send her a polite heads-up DM. It's mostly dicks, but some dudes who "love the female form" have a vag or a dick in a vag. I don't wanna see that in your avatar dude.


Another hard block is if someone follows me and their avi is a pic of their kid. I know it's not the kid liking my booty pics, it's the dad, but seeing a baby's face in the notifications of a picture of my bare ass just grosses me out, so buh-bye enjoy the block.


And, just throwing in another thing I thought of that drives me bonkers - when someone with a private/locked account replies to something I've posted. I don't follow you, I can't see it. I'm not going to follow you just so I can, I only follow models and companies pretty much, plus a few celebs/influencers whose feeds I enjoy.

 

[mutantdonut]

The following post has plenty of irony, so let's get that out of the way....

Someone who's one helluva negative nancy in their tweets - those who use twitter just to express how much their life sucks or how everything in this world sucks

Similar to the negative nancies are the captain curmudgeons - those who find a reason to complain about everything, especially people who purposely shit on popular things that other people love. You're the old man yelling at clouds.

 

[Fatquack]

Almost everything?

 

[fandango]

RESISTANCE OF MY CUTE ANIMAL RETWEETS IS FUTILE. BECOME ONE WITH THE FLUFFY BORG.

I looked through your Twitter and I'll admit those are some damn cute pics.

My resistance is broken.

 

[Emberblaze]

I looked through your Twitter and I'll admit those are some damn cute pics.

My resistance is broken.

*Welcomes you into the BORG*

 

[yummybrownfox]

When a guy calls me ‘love’ in just about every tweet to me, followed by ‘xoxoxo’, and then ‘likes’ his own tweet. Acts fanboy/lovey dovey-ish, but has never tipped me. I’d been wondering for the longest time who this mysterious person is who’d been liking/retweeting stuff, and showing so much interest in my old and new tweets (Turns out he’s a long-time MFC basic whose name I remembered as soon as he said it).

I saw that a model blocked him on Twitter because of how annoying she found his tweets. Lol. He was clueless as to why she blocked him, and I had to gently explain to him that the lovey dovey responses to everything a model tweets (“love”...”xoxoxo”...”I wish I could be there with you right now”) weirds some people out. He was like “Thanks for explaining, Shelly. Xoxoxo.” Lol!

 

[Emberblaze]

When a guy calls me ‘love’ in just about every tweet to me, followed by ‘xoxoxo’, and then ‘likes’ his own tweet. Acts fanboy/lovey dovey-ish, but has never tipped me. I’d been wondering for the longest time who this mysterious person is who’d been liking/retweeting stuff, and showing so much interest in my old and new tweets (Turns out he’s a long-time MFC basic whose name I remembered as soon as he said it).

I saw that a model blocked him on Twitter because of how annoying she found his tweets. Lol. He was clueless as to why she blocked him, and I had to gently explain to him that the lovey dovey responses to everything a model tweets (“love”...”xoxoxo”...”I wish I could be there with you right now”) weirds some people out. He was like “Thanks for explaining, Shelly. Xoxoxo.” Lol!

THANKS FOR EXPLAINING BB I WISH I COULD BE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW XOXOXOXOXOX LOVE YOU.

Guys crack me up sometimes.

 

[Deleted member 43650]

Blatantly obvious attempts at marketing. I mean, there's a PLETHORA of research on marketing strategies - even the wikipedia page is helpful. Some folks need to just take the five minutes required to turn a post about their new clip into something creative as opposed to a simple "HEY GUYS BUY MY NEW CLIP NOW KK" (which they will repost every hour for an entire day).

There's also an entire Twitter culture that I neither understand nor want to. That culture where posts are inundated with emoji and emoticons and those little thumbs up symbols and stars everywhere. The constant RT demands/requests etc. I see it all the time and it drives me crazy - they're a total headache to look at. I think it's more the jurisdiction of the younger social media generation.

Finally, those RT pages. They're useful for US because they'll RT our stuff all day long, but no way in hell will I ever follow one of these guys and watch my feed get flooded with pictures of "cashmaster" dudes showing off their 13" biceps and talking about how badass they are. Also, I prefer not to see guys' feet every five seconds on Twitter ;D

 

[Deleted member 43650]

When a guy calls me ‘love’ in just about every tweet to me, followed by ‘xoxoxo’, and then ‘likes’ his own tweet. Acts fanboy/lovey dovey-ish, but has never tipped me. I’d been wondering for the longest time who this mysterious person is who’d been liking/retweeting stuff, and showing so much interest in my old and new tweets (Turns out he’s a long-time MFC basic whose name I remembered as soon as he said it).

I saw that a model blocked him on Twitter because of how annoying she found his tweets. Lol. He was clueless as to why she blocked him, and I had to gently explain to him that the lovey dovey responses to everything a model tweets (“love”...”xoxoxo”...”I wish I could be there with you right now”) weirds some people out. He was like “Thanks for explaining, Shelly. Xoxoxo.” Lol!

DP, sorry.

OMFG I hate this!! It creeps me the FUCK out!! I had a guy who would comment on ALL of my posts, ending each comment with "my love". "Oh so sexy my love" "Sooo hot my love *kisses*" "Amazing post my love "

I had to block the guy without notice. I could tell he didn't speak English well and didn't want to bother with explaining the block (nor should I have to). Anyway, I totally feel you here. Tell me I'm hot, tell me you're obsessed, whatever...but start with that intimate shit and you're off my page! lol

 

[DJ_Pioneer]

Blatantly obvious attempts at marketing. I mean, there's a PLETHORA of research on marketing strategies - even the wikipedia page is helpful. Some folks need to just take the five minutes required to turn a post about their new clip into something creative as opposed to a simple "HEY GUYS BUY MY NEW CLIP NOW KK" (which they will repost every hour for an entire day).

There's also an entire Twitter culture that I neither understand nor want to. That culture where posts are inundated with emoji and emoticons and those little thumbs up symbols and stars everywhere. The constant RT demands/requests etc. I see it all the time and it drives me crazy - they're a total headache to look at. I think it's more the jurisdiction of the younger social media generation.

Finally, those RT pages. They're useful for US because they'll RT our stuff all day long, but no way in hell will I ever follow one of these guys and watch my feed get flooded with pictures of "cashmaster" dudes showing off their 13" biceps and talking about how badass they are. Also, I prefer not to see guys' feet every five seconds on Twitter ;D

I looked through a couple of your newer marketing tweets and they were downright entertaining.