Stupid people-we all know at least one

[Rose]

Everyone knows one, some of us are related to some. So let's hear it. Who's that one person in your life that you just want to smack the stupid out of? Feel free to leave out names.

Right now, my maternal aunt and her daughters are being mind blowingly stupid. I feel like a nice pop on the side of their face *might* fix the problem. Yesterday it was the ding a ling who was driving the wrong way down our single lane, one way street to the apartment. Lol. Who's next? (This is meant to be an anonymous vent for lols and "can you believe that?!?!"s)

 

[Nordling]

Ha! Entire segments of my family.

In a heated discussion about the US converting to the metric system... First my aunt says, "if they do that, then I'll just have to throw away all my recipes that I've collected for 30 years!"

While explaining to her that all her measuring cups, spoons, etc. will continue to work just fine, her son-in-law pipes up saying, "when they do that, all the lumber yards in the country will have to burn all their lumber because it's not cut to metric!"

I quietly slunk away and got another drink.

 

[Jupiter551]

Ha! Entire segments of my family.

In a heated discussion about the US converting to the metric system... First my aunt says, "if they do that, then I'll just have to throw away all my recipes that I've collected for 30 years!"

While explaining to her that all her measuring cups, spoons, etc. will continue to work just fine, her son-in-law pipes up saying, "when they do that, all the lumber yards in the country will have to burn all their lumber because it's not cut to metric!"

I quietly slunk away and got another drink.

HAH!!

 

[sxycherrypie]

Some of my customers where I work outside of MFC. I work in retail on register and I swear when I turn off my freaking light they still come in and I am like umm my light is off i am shutting down after this person here.That what it means when the light is off it means I am done after the person I am helping. I am sorry I do not want to starve by skipping my well earned lunch break. I just find that a bit dumb.I mean at least ask if I am still open. Also when they swipe their credit cards when you have not even finished scanning or even started then they get upset when the computer did not get it through and that they have to ring it again. I for one don't scan my card unless everything is swiped and in my cart. (this is also a rant as well lol)

 

[Jupiter551]

Also when they swipe their credit cards when you have not even finished scanning or even started then they get upset when the computer did not get it through and that they have to ring it again. I for one don't scan my card unless everything is swiped and in my cart. (this is also a rant as well lol)

Lol it would help if the swipe thing didn't proclaim "swipe your card now!" the entire time but as soon as you do the operator sighs and looks at you like you're too stupid to live. You see what this says? If you do this, the operator will explain to you like an idiot that now she has to "start over again" (meaning punch 3 keys)

Since we're talking about retail...what pisses me off is fucktards who abandon their trolley in the middle of an aisle to go browse something while no one else can get past/get to shelves. If this is you, yes I will move your stuff and no I don't give a fuck what happens to it. I think these are worse than the "sunday drivers" who wander down the exact middle of an aisle with their shopping carts at the slowest possible pace.

 

[Rose]

Lol Jup I just dealt with that at the grocery store today. I gave the lady a funny look and then said, "excuse me." I moved her cart and then walked past. She probably mean mugged me afterwards.

At least once a week there's a stupid person in my apartment parking lot who will park illegally and get ticketed, someone who will double park or someone who will park and block the only exit out. They also let their elementary school age children play unattended in the middle of the street. I doubt smacking would help them though...

 

[LacieLaPlante]

My exbf has gone full retard. That's all.

 

[Rosemary]

It's funny about the card swiper thing! There are some places where we can just straight up swipe and there is no problem. Then we tried it at some random store and it didn't work. x_x It's weird when I can't just swipe whenever, so if I ever do that in front of you it's because I'm spoiled from a different system, LOL!

I definitely can not stand when I say something like, "Oh, I was a vet tech!" And then the person straight up tells me that animals are stupid, the Veterinary thing is stupid, and that they neutered their own cat. I can accept that not everyone is going to love animals, but friggin' A, I obviously don't want to hear that! I sat there in stunned silence at first, then laughed. It was just too ridiculous! And then I politely told him I don't agree with it, could see the convo was going nowhere, and would rather scroll the net in peace (this is at a computer lab). ....So he shows me pictures of his son's hunting themed wedding and talks about how bitchy the bride is because she wanted a 'nice' wedding and not a 'fun' wedding.

 

[SatanJonez]

My brother in law. He has done some obviously stupid things since I've been with his brother. Like, play fighting someone who had a knife with a balloon sword & ended up being stabbed, lighting himself on fire twice, letting his brother (my Stunt Cock) shoot him in the hand with a bb gun he thought was empty, etc. He continues to do stupid shit daily, I'm sure of it.

 

[RogueWarrior]

The guy in high school who attempted to jump his house on a ten speed bicycle using a single 2X4 as a ramp. Needless to say, did not end well

 

[ScarletVixen]

My Ex-BF...does asking me out again, for 3 weeks straight(begging, pleading), and then when I said "No", beginning to date another girl the very next day, count as stupid? It sure seemed like it.

And FYI, I said "No." because he was openly flirting with the other girl on Facebook and I told him I was aware of it and wasn't going to be played. He denied having any feelings for her and said he still loved me the whole time. Then I turn him down and poof! he's dating her the next day and calling her "The One". So much for Love. :naughty: :lol:

That's about the stupidest thing I've personally taken notice of the past few months. I see a lot of stupid things, but I've gotten immune to it(by choice, I guess), so unless it effects me very personally I ignore it now. :lol:

 

[AmberCutie]

I'm glad I don't actually "know" him, but this guy on twitter qualifies for stupid.

 

[RedHerby1]

haha

100% of my co-workers
50% of my family
25% of the members on this forum
12.5 % of the models on this forum

and Me, Myself and I for this nerd reply

 

[Rose]

I'm so glad I made this post. I swear they were being so stupid it made me want to smack myself for being related to them. This happened last year too but with one of my paternal aunts and her son. Why the hell am I related to so many dumbasses? There are some people that smacking them won't help unfortunately.

 

[Jupiter551]

I'm glad I don't actually "know" him, but this guy on twitter qualifies for stupid.

Hahahah I just read all those to myself in an Indian accent

 

[Chamaeleon]

Since we're talking about retail...what pisses me off is fucktards who abandon their trolley in the middle of an aisle to go browse something while no one else can get past/get to shelves. If this is you, yes I will move your stuff and no I don't give a fuck what happens to it. I think these are worse than the "sunday drivers" who wander down the exact middle of an aisle with their shopping carts at the slowest possible pace.

I don't move their stuff, I just put something in their cart/trolley. :dance:

 

[mynameisbob84]

I'm glad I don't actually "know" him, but this guy on twitter qualifies for stupid.

Haha. This guy's great. I love his determination and persistence. He strikes me as being pretty pragmatic too. Each skype request is intricately tailored to the girl who recieves it in the hopes that it might resonate and inspire them to share a small part of their world with him. Sometimes he even changes tact with his follow-up question, evolving the dialogue like only the suavest motherfuckers can.

"@ShugarNTexas wat iz ur skype id"

He's cool, laid back, laissez faire, informal... the linguistic nuance of the sentence quietly hinting at a philosophical indifference to education and grammar. But after 60 seconds and no reply, he starts to think, "I've misread this girl. She's not looking for a bad boy. She appreciates professionalism over some dumb-ass don't-give-a-fuck-attitude". So he tries again...

"@ShugarNTexas what is your skype id"

He's made an effort for this girl. He's used real words this time. He's allowed her to make him a better person in some small way and I can only assume the two of them are talking on skype right now about maybe meeting up some time soon.

He can be sweet and romantic...

"@FyonaRyder hey i love ur tits"

And when the moment calls for it, he has the courage to confront his primal urges head on and embrace the opportunity to entwine his very being with that of another soul in the hopes of creating something animalistic and visceral for sure, but in its own way, something unspeakably beautiful and cathartic...

"@ShezaXTC i wanna fuck u"

I love this guy...

 

[schlmoe]

I'm glad I don't actually "know" him, but this guy on twitter qualifies for stupid.

Haha. This guy's great. I love his determination and persistence. He strikes me as being pretty pragmatic too. Each skype request is intricately tailored to the girl who recieves it in the hopes that it might resonate and inspire them to share a small part of their world with him. Sometimes he even changes tact with his follow-up question, evolving the dialogue like only the suavest motherfuckers can.

"@ShugarNTexas wat iz ur skype id"

He's cool, laid back, laissez faire, informal... the linguistic nuance of the sentence quietly hinting at a philosophical indifference to education and grammar. But after 60 seconds and no reply, he starts to think, "I've misread this girl. She's not looking for a bad boy. She appreciates professionalism over some dumb-ass don't-give-a-fuck-attitude". So he tries again...

"@ShugarNTexas what is your skype id"

He's made an effort for this girl. He's used real words this time. He's allowed her to make him a better person in some small way and I can only assume the two of them are talking on skype right now about maybe meeting up some time soon.

He can be sweet and romantic...

"@FyonaRyder hey i love ur tits"

And when the moment calls for it, he has the courage to confront his primal urges head on and embrace the opportunity to entwine his very being with that of another soul in the hopes of creating something animalistic and visceral for sure, but in its own way, something unspeakably beautiful and cathartic...

"@ShezaXTC i wanna fuck u"

I love this guy...

Dude, you've missed your calling (or maybe you haven't). You'd be perfect as a spin doctor for a politco or as 21st century "Mad Man". :thumbleft:

 

[mynameisbob84]

Dude, you've missed your calling (or maybe you haven't). You'd be perfect as a spin doctor for a politco or as 21st century "Mad Man". :thumbleft:

Any job that allows me to talk out out of my bum bum for a living is a good one.

 

[Jaydenrainey]

I'm glad I don't actually "know" him, but this guy on twitter qualifies for stupid.

Haha. This guy's great. I love his determination and persistence. He strikes me as being pretty pragmatic too. Each skype request is intricately tailored to the girl who recieves it in the hopes that it might resonate and inspire them to share a small part of their world with him. Sometimes he even changes tact with his follow-up question, evolving the dialogue like only the suavest motherfuckers can.

"@ShugarNTexas wat iz ur skype id"

He's cool, laid back, laissez faire, informal... the linguistic nuance of the sentence quietly hinting at a philosophical indifference to education and grammar. But after 60 seconds and no reply, he starts to think, "I've misread this girl. She's not looking for a bad boy. She appreciates professionalism over some dumb-ass don't-give-a-fuck-attitude". So he tries again...

"@ShugarNTexas what is your skype id"

He's made an effort for this girl. He's used real words this time. He's allowed her to make him a better person in some small way and I can only assume the two of them are talking on skype right now about maybe meeting up some time soon.

He can be sweet and romantic...

"@FyonaRyder hey i love ur tits"

And when the moment calls for it, he has the courage to confront his primal urges head on and embrace the opportunity to entwine his very being with that of another soul in the hopes of creating something animalistic and visceral for sure, but in its own way, something unspeakably beautiful and cathartic...

"@ShezaXTC i wanna fuck u"

I love this guy...

i think i should clap or something i just had a sarcasm orgasm. lol

 

[mynameisbob84]

i think i should clap or something i just had a sarcasm orgasm. lol

A sargasm?

 

[Keithy]

I'm glad I don't actually "know" him, but this guy on twitter qualifies for stupid.

He's only stupid if it doesn't work. If it does work, he's the smartest man alive.

 

[Bocefish]

My SIL can be a total ditz at times and regularly says things like "unthaw the ice cubes", My bro and I just look at each other, smile and shake our heads. She's also quite the dingbat... literally, because she dings her van up on a regular basis too.

I just heard Jessica Simpson is pregnant. How'd you like to have her as your mother? :?

 

[bud9752]

@Bocefish , well only for the nursing part. :lol: damn, need a pervy emote too.

 

[AedanRayne]

I'm glad I don't actually "know" him, but this guy on twitter qualifies for stupid.

Ugh, I hate that idiot! I blocked him after he asked, "can i suck ur tits?"

NONONO! He can't get anywhere with any of those girls... so, what is the point?

 

[ViruSphere]

My SIL can be a total ditz at times and regularly says things like "unthaw the ice cubes", My bro and I just look at each other, smile and shake our heads. She's also quite the dingbat... literally, because she dings her van up on a regular basis too.

I just heard Jessica Simpson is pregnant. How'd you like to have her as your mother? :?

For the first months it would be awesome because I could suck on those tits. Nom nom nom.

 

[LadyLuna]

I try to limit my contact with stupid people...

So I would have to say the beggers in my room. However, a few months ago I would've said my partner's mother. Not that she's any less stupid, I just don't have as much contact with her anymore.

 

[JoleneBrody]

People who pull out in front of you, make you slam on your breaks then SLOW DOWN! Holy shit, you turned faster than you are driving now! WHYYYYYY?
Add 10 extra stupid points if traffic is dead behind me.

 

[ViruSphere]

On that same topic, speeders in the city. The speed limit is 50 km/h (31 mph) but on a certain stretch of road that I go down to get to work people go 60 (37 mph) or even 70 (43 mph). There's traffic lights everywhere, there's residential and business areas where cars can slow down suddenly to turn into a parking lot and there's pedestrians on crosswalks. A 17 year old was killed recently in a crash along this exact road, yet people still speed like crazy. With the winter coming and roads becoming covered in snow and ice hopefully people will start slowing the fuck down.

In the meantime, it may be wise to find an alternate route to work.

 

[schlmoe]

Yeah speeders, especially in school zones. And the idiots who don't stop for school bus loading/unloading.

Then there's this one kid I'd like to catch who randomly slaps my truck to set the alarm off to piss off my dog. He's probably the same one who marked up her face with a high-liter a few months ago.