stripper/porn star names!

[katie_christ]

so i did a search and couldn't find a thread about this (if there is one, would someone kindly redirect me)

i've heard of several different "formulas" for creating a stripper/porn star/cam name. mostly for fun, as the answers are typically laughable.
the one i grew up with was:
first pet's name = first name
street name = last name
i can't remember which pet came first, and i grew up on a street with a shitty name (Loop Court) so either Priscilla Loop/Court or Blackie Loop/Court would be my whore name based on that formula. obviously all of those suck haha.
so what "formulas" have you seen? what would your name(s) be?
i'm lookin forward to the guy's answers too

 

[VeronicaChaos]

Bunny Cary

 

[mynameisbob84]

Ginger Dover :?

 

[AnabelleLeigh]

Mine would be the worst ever...

gunther 280 :lol:

I live off of a highway, so that broke my name... and gunther isn't really a sexy name for a girl

 

[AshaSnow]

I'd suggest being careful with this thread, giving away your street name can be dangerous.

 

[AnabelleLeigh]

I'd suggest being careful with this thread, giving away your street name can be dangerous.

ehh, I'm only here for another couple of weeks and I'm not to worried about people finding me

 

[AllisonWilder]

I've always lived on numbered avenues so this formula wouldn't work for me either. My first pet was a cat named Chloe and the very first, and only, non-numbered street I lived on (I think when I was 5 or 6) was Tower. So I guess I could have chosen Chloe Tower. I don't think that's very sexy though.

 

[Shaun__]

Kelly Pointe I was worried about my name porn name being too girly, so I looked it up. It basically means war dancing shoes.

Kelly \k(el)-ly\ as a boy's name (also used as girl's name Kelly), is pronounced KEL-ee. It is of Irish and Gaelic origin, and the meaning of Kelly is "strife, war".

 

[Rileyster]

My first name would have been Scooter. HAHA!

 

[Nordling]

King Gunther.

:mrgreen: I thought it was funny that my porn last name is the same as an earlier poster's first name.

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

Whiskey Mono :lol:

 

[UncleThursday]

I was always told it was your middle name, then the street you grew up on.

Using that, my porn star name is Peter Cedar.

It actually works as a porn name, with the innuendo on Cedar.

 

[Jessi]

Leo Keans.

Or, if you want my firsts for my adult life,
Styx Queens

uuuggghh.

 

[RogueWarrior]

Wouldn't work for me:

Taffy North 2nd

 

[Nordling]

Wouldn't work for me:

Taffy North 2nd

A time for artistic license! "Tafford North II"

 

[SoTxBob]

I've also heard first pet and first street you grew up on. Since very few of us still live with the peeps, I'd venture its pretty safe from being found at this stage...

I guess I'd be a failure.. I don't 'do gay' but the nic sure sounds it... "Prince Catalina" :lol: :lol: :lol:
maybe I could work on the second of each if I dyes mah hairs...."Blackie Houston" :mrgreen:

 

[curvyredhead]

Hippie 170
lol

 

[lexmark402003]

Bucky McBride.

Not a bad porn name, I guess, but nowhere near as good as the classic "Buck Naked."

 

[LilyMarie]

I'd suggest being careful with this thread, giving away your street name can be dangerous.

This is why I'm trying sooo hard to ignore this thread, even though replying to it would be... the best thing.
I love my street's name, and it will mean something to every one of you who hasn't slept under a rock for the last few years, even though it's German.

Anyway, my first name as a stripper would be Luna, Charlie or Tommy, after my first bunnies. I'd probably go with "Charlie".

 

[katie_christ]

I'd suggest being careful with this thread, giving away your street name can be dangerous.

it's really supposed to be the name of the first street you lived on, rather than the current, as that changes...
although i suppose that could cause probs too. even just saying the first half and not the Dr. Rd. Hwy. Ave. Ln. or whatever might not be vague enough in some cases.
if this was a bad idea, i won't be butt hurt if it's taken down

 

[katie_christ]

I was always told it was your middle name, then the street you grew up on.

Using that, my porn star name is Peter Cedar.

It actually works as a porn name, with the innuendo on Cedar.

street you grew up on! that's what my first post was meat to say. i've heard other people say your way too, and other variations. i have an old lady middle name :/ Marie. so not hot IMO no matter what you put with it haha.

 

[Lintilla]

I always kind of liked the sound of mine. 'tis Tasha Bobolink.

 

[Chamaeleon]

I don't think I would have had much of a career...

Pet name - Mittens

 

[AshaSnow]

I don't think I would have had much of a career...

Pet name - Mittens

Yours made me giggle so bad!! I would so fap to you, bb. "Oh Mr. Blueballs!" "Call me Mittens" "Ohhh Mittens! Oh Mittens keep me warm, bb!"

 

[RoxieRed]

I hate so much that I can't share my full stripper name because it is amazingly awesome, but the street name is too unique.

First name would be Sugar! Ah, just not the same impact without the last name.

 

[LacieLaPlante]

Flash Wagonwheel

Yeah.. Idk not the best name LOL.

 

[LadyLuna]

Going with Pet...

um, does it have to be the first pet I actually owned? or can it be the first pet in my family?

Nevermind, they're both pretty bad...

Stitch Carlisle
or
Bitten Carlisle

The one with middle name tends to sound too much like royalty for my liking, and I won't list what my actual middle name is. So I'll use my confirmation name instead.

Cecilia Carlisle.

 

[LeenaLiberty]

Can I just go with Spunky Wonderbean?

 

[camstory]

Found this thread and thought it looked fun, so I'll post to it and maybe it will catch with a few others. I have been amused by the names so far, and don't really think it is too dangerous, but I am nether bent on stalking anyone, or likely to be stalked. I also thought my name would be the worst of the names that don't end with a #, though if you happened to have growen up on rt. 420, or 69st. I guess it could work.

Tried to name my first dog king, older bro talked me into Farouk, I have been glad he did till now :lol:

Farouk Beech, ugg

 

[RedHerby]

Fikkie Hazen

not so bad