Spam email subject lines

[gingerhobbit]

I get a real kick out of the subject lines on some of my junk mail.

Just got this one:

"Oralie Vandenberghe ADDED you to her private fuckbuddy list."

With a name like Oralie, how could I possibly resist?

 

[SaffronBurke]

I was shocked one day to discover that Svetlana is looking for a man like me.

 

[Jesse0328]

My spam filters even on the throwaway email accounts are pretty clean. Just your run of the mill spam offers for credit cards, and stuff. Best I can come up with is:

"hot cake wait for knife"

 

[Nordling]

"Melba Foley" posts "Your Most Popular Vagra shop."

Spammers rarely can spell.

 

[JimsX]

FLY into the PARADISE with burning Mrs. Renee Claunch

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Most of mine lately have been consisting of people wanting to be pen pals. All with similar subjects.

 

[Johndoe91]

Apparently Isis is very misunderstood, they're just a horny 24 year old girl

 

[MrRodry]

To may or not to may, that is the question.

 

[TacoBelle]

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Apparently Isis is very misunderstood, they're just a horny 24 year old girl

Whoops, typo. I meant to put IRIS. My bad. Still waiting for you to reply, btw.

 

[Johndoe91]

Whoops, typo. I meant to put IRIS. My bad. Still waiting for you to reply, btw.

I suppose I should blur out your number then, eh?

 

[Nordling]

Luz Ortiz
<........>
Sex in the car request

I have something you would like to touch My goal is to make you end I got wet while I was thinking about your c@ck Check out my best pictures It was a pleasure sexting with you

I'm sorry Luz's punctuation keys are apparently all broken, but on the other hand I think I'll decline her desire to "end" me.

 

[sahi]

Apparently I have "A butt stuff request" from a lady called Carol. Looks like I'm gonna laid! She says "Hi, would you like to talk to me about sex? I had sex only once in my life and I want more! I was a bad girl. Look through my pics and f@ck me. I am waiting for you honey".
Guys I think this is love at first spam email

 

[JimsX]

Apparently I have "A butt stuff request" from a lady called Carol. Looks like I'm gonna laid! She says "Hi, would you like to talk to me about sex? I had sex only once in my life and I want more! I was a bad girl. Look through my pics and f@ck me. I am waiting for you honey".
Guys I think this is love at first spam email

If I were you I would sell my possessions and go be with her. What could go wrong?

 

[MadisonGraceLloyd]

I got one a couple of days ago with no subject but it said:

Dear beloved,
I've a proposal for you,
please email me {....}
for more details.
The Review Newsletter

Was really hoping I'd won a lottery I never entered but I guess the "proposal" may end up working in my favour

 

[AmberCutie]

16 emails from Olga in Moscow came in to me ( because I'm a nice young man, she couldn't resist) over the course of 2 days. She sure has a lot of email addresses.



The 2 at the top were too funny not to include as well. "Don't save on your healthiness". wat?

 

[bud9752]

It's the Olga club, aren't all girls in Moscow named Olga?

 

[David_Lee_Loca]

Lots of MILFS in my area wanna hook up with me, apparently.
SWEET!

 

[Nordling]

I really appreciate it when an anonymous family decides to donate to me. lol

From: Serrano, Charelle
Sent: 28 August 2015 19:00
To: Serrano, Charelle
Subject: Notice

I and my family donate to you, Contact us on <blahblahblah>@hotmail.com

 

[gingerhobbit]

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!

With my luck, it's Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy.

 

[Shaun__]

Finally the true reason behind the terrible penis pill spam is revealed to be incompetent marketing and not criminal intent.

 

[eyeteach]

I just wanna know who the lyin' witch is that spread the rumor I need more length and girth in my manhood!

 

[SaffronBurke]

I just wanna know who the lyin' witch is that spread the rumor I need more length and girth in my manhood!

I keep getting these emails, too! I wasn't aware that I have a penis, but maybe that's why I need enhancement pills....

 

[InternAvery]

The only interesting one I received in the past week was someone asking "Is your RV for sale?"

What makes them think I own an RV? I better email them back and clear that up...

 

[SaffronBurke]

Extra amusing, since my Google usernames are all CLEARLY female.