So whilst on cam...

[AnnieAlleyCat]

I was bored, and one member (he seemed really nice, but MFC kept booting him) came in and said something about dragons.

Ten minutes later, I was telling a story of nakedly attacking a dragon with a dildo dagger. And I'd bet the tokens on my premium account that other models have had such experiences with randomly creating stories. I was pretty damn entertained by it :-D

 

[LilyPink]

I had names on my body written with markers as part of a show and someone came in and asked what my tatts meant.

I went off on one about how I was in prison and all the guards who fucked me tattoo'd their names on my after.. Quite an awesome fantasy actually..

 

[Jessi J]

When I do name night almost EVERY single time someone comes in and asks if I was playing with markers, if I knew someone did that to me, if those are tattoos or say what the fuck is that shit all over you.

Sometimes I like to tell them that they are tattoos. That my regulars paid for them. Idiots. -.-

My regulars and I tried telling a guy in my room that I was a famous porn star and when he said he had never seen me before I told him he must live under a rock. I am not sure if he finally started to believe, but it seemed like he did.

Sometimes we make up elaborate stories and try to convince new people that what I am saying is true. I find it funny.

 

[skiphop90]

When I do name night almost EVERY single time someone comes in and asks if I was playing with markers, if I knew someone did that to me, if those are tattoos or say what the fuck is that shit all over you.

Sometimes I like to tell them that they are tattoos. That my regulars paid for them. Idiots. -.-

My regulars and I tried telling a guy in my room that I was a famous porn star and when he said he had never seen me before I told him he must live under a rock. I am not sure if he finally started to believe, but it seemed like he did.

Sometimes we make up elaborate stories and try to convince new people that what I am saying is true. I find it funny.

I particularly liked the bit about the vinyl pussy and ass.

 

[JoleneBrody]

When I do name night almost EVERY single time someone comes in and asks if I was playing with markers, if I knew someone did that to me, if those are tattoos or say what the fuck is that shit all over you.

Sometimes I like to tell them that they are tattoos. That my regulars paid for them. Idiots. -.-

My regulars and I tried telling a guy in my room that I was a famous porn star and when he said he had never seen me before I told him he must live under a rock. I am not sure if he finally started to believe, but it seemed like he did.

Sometimes we make up elaborate stories and try to convince new people that what I am saying is true. I find it funny.

Ahahaha! This was when I was guest perving you! This was SO funny!

 

[mynameisbob84]

My regulars and I tried telling a guy in my room that I was a famous porn star and when he said he had never seen me before I told him he must live under a rock. I am not sure if he finally started to believe, but it seemed like he did.

You're not a famous porn star? :icon-cry: Man, just when you feel like you know someone, they pull the rug out from underneath you.. :snooty:

 

[Jessi J]

My regulars and I tried telling a guy in my room that I was a famous porn star and when he said he had never seen me before I told him he must live under a rock. I am not sure if he finally started to believe, but it seemed like he did.

You're not a famous porn star? :icon-cry: Man, just when you feel like you know someone, they pull the rug out from underneath you.. :snooty:

I never said I wasn't

 

[Longhorn9in]

My regulars and I tried telling a guy in my room that I was a famous porn star and when he said he had never seen me before I told him he must live under a rock. I am not sure if he finally started to believe, but it seemed like he did.

Sometimes we make up elaborate stories and try to convince new people that what I am saying is true. I find it funny.

"Porn Star" I thought you said "Pawn Stars". I watched that show for an hour and never did see you on there! I need to get my internet connection fixed! What else have I misunderstood? Did Bob get it in the ass or not?

 

[Jessi J]

Yes, yes he did. Stevie did it. Twas him!

 

[skiphop90]

 

[Rose]

This makes me want to start making up crazy stuff on cam. I'm a naked storyteller bb!

 

[mynameisbob84]

Woah woah woah woah woah. WOAH. What?

 

[Longhorn9in]

Woah woah woah woah woah. WOAH. What?

That's exactly what I said!!! Starz had her fist in the air, she was pointing at her elbow and all I heard was Bob's ass, something about Stevie, and I just put it all together and figured it was shoved up your ass as far as his elbow! But again, I just hear bits and pieces! :?

 

[Longhorn9in]

This makes me want to start making up crazy stuff on cam. I'm a naked storyteller bb!

Give it a try! Just keep a straight face when you are telling it! :lol: By the way, did I ever tell you the story about Bob and Stevie?

 

[skiphop90]

No, and you shall not.

 

[mynameisbob84]

No, and you shall not.

This response implies there is a story to tell

 

[Anonymous]

I'm still new to the forums and MFC, and obviously there are a lot of regulars here who know each other, so I might not understand as much as everyone else, but...

damnit, I MUST know the story of Bob and Stevie.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Basically, ohmystarz is a pervert. She has this weird idea stuck in her head that Stevie and I want to bum one another. :?

 

[Parsnippy]

Basically, ohmystarz is a pervert. She has this weird idea stuck in her head that Stevie and I want to bum one another. :?

Methinks the lady doth protest too much....

 

[AshaSnow]

One time I was messing with the light settings on my Logitech and I turned the cam black and white. My room and I proceeded to try to convince all the people who got there afterward that my cam was in color and that something must be wrong with their cam connection. I held back laughter as long as I could, but when someone actually ran off to restart their computer I lost it *giggle*

 

[LadyLuna]

When I hurt my shoulder, a lot of people asked me what happened. When I replied that I hurt it in my sleep, one guy said that wasn't good enough, and told me I had to make up a better story than that. I gave it two tries.

First "Well, I've been playing a lot of skyrim lately, so while I was fighting dragons in my dreams, I must've pulled it."

Second "I got gangbanged, and one guy pulled my arm the wrong way while I was jacking him off."

I then had to explain to some confused people that I never do gangbangs in real life, only in my dreams.

 

[AnnieAlleyCat]

Basically, ohmystarz is a pervert. She has this weird idea stuck in her head that Stevie and I want to bum one another. :?

Methinks the lady doth protest too much....

I thought it was "The lady doth protest too much methinks"...I could be wrong though.
AndohmygodLadyLunacommentedonmythread -squee!-
Asha, that's positively hilarious. :lol:

 

[skiphop90]

I'd just like to point out that there is NO Bob and Stevie. There is Bob and Clorox, but no Bob and Stevie.

 

[Jessi J]

So this one time, Bob was going poo and ran out of toilet paper. He decided to use wet wipes to clean up the horrific mess and used clorox wipes instead. He did achieve cleanliness, but also chemically burned his anus.

Moral of the story: READ the containers before you wipe your bum with its contents.

 

[mynameisbob84]

So this one time, Bob was going poo and ran out of toilet paper. He decided to use wet wipes to clean up the horrific mess and used clorox wipes instead. He did achieve cleanliness, but also chemically burned his anus.

Moral of the story: READ the containers before you wipe your bum with its contents.

What the plop does THAT have to do with anything? :icon-cry:

 

[Jessi J]

I'd just like to point out that there is NO Bob and Stevie. There is Bob and Clorox, but no Bob and Stevie.

:dance:

 

[mynameisbob84]

:crybaby:

 

[Jessi J]

Blame Stevie!

 

[mynameisbob84]

I blame you both, you... devil children! Furthermore, you are bad people and now I am sad after being forced to relive horrible memories.
Signed, Bob, age 27 1/3