With the 2018 FIFA World Cup just a month away, players and fans are gearing up for four weeks of soccer, spirits, and sex robots?
Russia’s first robot brothel recently opened in Moscow, just ahead of the 21st quadrennial sports tournament.
Nestled among high-rise skyscrapers of the capital city’s business zone, The Dolls Hotel features modern rooms with flat-screen TVs and exposed-brick walls—available for $24 to $40 an hour.
Customers can also request one of the “legal brothel”‘s automated call girls—Lolita, Sasha, Natasha, Alise, or Isilel—for an additional $80 per hour
The big-breasted, porcelain-skinned, manufactured women are available to help release some pre-game stress, or celebrate after a big win.
“We really are waiting for a flow of visitors during the World Cup,” a hotel spokesman told The Sun. “And we look forward [to] many foreign clients, including from England.”
Described by the UK newspaper as “warm [with] mechanical movements and an artificial brain,” the humanoids each have their own personality: independent, self-sufficient, and relaxed; business-minded; feminine and obedient (“with a nice smile”); experimental; “a harmless flower who will please the man’s eye.”
A Russian client identified as Denis told The Sun that World Cup visitors will be impressed.
“The dolls are very realistic,” he said. “The orgasm is brighter and longer than with a real woman. The only thing is to use enough lubricant.”
Gross.
According to hotel founder Dmitry Alexandrov, who cited no one in particular, 36 percent of Russians are unhappy with their sex lives.
“Creating a full-scale leisure adult center in Russia is not only a legal and safe way to improve your sex life, it is also a step toward fighting one of the oldest problems in Russia—the violent exploitation of women,” he told The Sun.
How robotic sex slaves fixes the situation, I don’t know. But customers seem to think fornicating with a lifesize piece of plastic is kosher.
“It is great that now we have such a place where you can go, and get new impressions without being unfaithful or feeling guilty,” client Maxim said, describing the “polite receptionist, great modern rooms, and of course a wonderful doll.”
The World Cup—from June 14 to July 15—is expected to bring in new, foreign clientele.
“This is why we are now getting special permission to welcome foreign visitors,” the Moscow-based firm said. “As for the players—if they are allowed by their coaches and managers, we will only welcome them.”
