Quick, you have 10 seconds to be as American as possible

[bawksy]

Post a picture or say something that proves how American you are.

 

[bawksy]

I'll start... ketchup and American cheese

 

[vaderface11]

 

[Aella]

 

[bawksy]

The mickey mouse ice cream pop does it for me

 

[bawksy]

guns guns and more guns

 

[Bocefish]

 

[Bocefish]

Cheese dude's perv nirvana :lol:

 

[Shutterbuck]

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

Murica...nuff said beeotches

 

[ThePrincessLuxy]

"Repost if you believe God belongs back in our schools!"

 

[bawksy]

red white and blue

"Repost if you believe God belongs back in our schools!"

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

All you can eat steak-a-thon and hot chocolate dipping fountain for 8.99!






BAM! nailed it

 

[bawksy]

MUH FREEEEEDOMS!!!!!!

 

[schlmoe]

I'll start... ketchup and American cheese

If you could have managed to include tater-tots, that would have been great!

 

[schlmoe]

Per the OP's instructions, I only listened to the 1st 10 seconds. All I have to say is

FUCK YEAH! :mrgreen:

 

[ThePrincessLuxy]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/apfh7p5yi1uhx ... 8590_n.jpg

I can't figure out how to display the image

 

[Ann_Sulu]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/apfh7p5yi1uhxkv/1618415_478974042207702_527988590_n.jpg

I can't figure out how to display the image

Sent you a pm. Hope it helps!

 

[ILikeUonTop]

 

[Brad]

My 3 favorites. The Daytona 500 is in one week!
:thumbleft:

 

[Lintilla]

I'll be an American in a matter of weeks (just had my naturalization application approved). I just wanted you all to know that I'm taking this thread under advisement, so please carry on. I'm thinking my first stop after leaving the USCIS office should probably be the nearest McDonald's. Not that there weren't McDonald's in Canada, but I think it'll take on a whole new dimension It'll be a solemn, meaningful occasion...

 

[bawksy]

I'm thinking my first stop after leaving the USCIS office should probably be the nearest McDonald's.

inb4 this turns into a "McDonalds versus Five Guys versus In-N-Out verus Wendy's versus White Castle" thread.

Also, you should probably start studying http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos/

 

[Lintilla]

I'm thinking my first stop after leaving the USCIS office should probably be the nearest McDonald's.

inb4 this turns into a "McDonalds versus Five Guys versus In-N-Out verus Wendy's versus White Castle" thread.

Also, you should probably start studying http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos/

I've experienced Five Guys, but that just doesn't seem as "American". In-N-Out doesn't have restaurants in my area, Wendy's.... meh, and while I've had White Castle, isn't it also a regional thing (that no one in their right mind should put into their body)? I don't think there's any question here.

Walmart, well... When I first moved here I lived in Indiana we used to go there at 4am, and there was at least one of those kid stuck in the vending machine in his pajamas stories on the news. For greatest authenticity I should probably eat at a McDonald's in a Walmart, but my part of Chicago has so far resisted opening anything of the sort.

 

[Sereph_Doll]

Can you smell the freedom?

 

[LilyMarie]

This Carl's Jr. commercial with Emily Ratajkowski and Sara Jean Underwood is probably the most American YouTube video I know.




..Also, are those Yankee Candles for real? WTF?

 

[eclipse76]

Ewww, the grease. Ewww, the meat directly against the fire.

 

[Poker_Babe]

This is really an awesome story, I hope everyone listens to it.

 

[LilyMarie]

Ewww, the grease. Ewww, the meat directly against the fire.

Tastes like freedom.

 

[Jesse0328]

 

[Sevrin]

Ah yes. Hollywood! Is anything truly more American?