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AuroraStone

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I recently was talking about sex and didnt think my 9 yr old nephew heard me...I was wrong. He asks whats ejaculate mean. My reply was, to go pee! Then there was an accident up the road and all the cops where standing around in a circle doing nothing, i said what are they doing having a circle jerk! he processed to ask, whats a circle jerk, i said its a game that only boys play. Well He went to school the next day and raised his hand and asked to go to the bathroom to ejaculate, lmao! Opps, then during recess he asks his friends if they want to play circle jerk!...needless to say this kid is going to be messed up because of me.
And the week before i made him go pass out Jesus Loves porn stickers to random people and video taped their reactions. he kept saying they were Jesus loves Pork stickers, because i didnt want him to know the word porn, not sure which one is worse! Poor kid! gotta love em!
 
Opps my ass...you had him handing out the stickers so you know you are filling the kid with mis-information...what a doosh move. At least tell him the truth so when he says these things he doesn't look like a dumbass.

It is kinda funny tho but would be more fun if he used the correct terms the correct way.
 
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I lol'd at the first couple sentences of the OP, but that's where the humor ended for me. The words child and porn should never be used together and intentionally using a child to pass out a porn message is probably bordering on criminal child abuse. If he handed that to a cop, you could be in some serious trouble.
 
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Funny to some of us twisted folk sure... but it seems had "Aunty" been a bit less crass with her mouth, none of this would have even been an issue. Despite his innocent use of your mis-information, I'd bet there was considerable ridicule for him to deal with. :twocents-02cents:
 
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AuroraStone said:
I recently was talking about sex and didnt think my 9 yr old nephew heard me...I was wrong. He asks whats ejaculate mean. My reply was, to go pee! Then there was an accident up the road and all the cops where standing around in a circle doing nothing, i said what are they doing having a circle jerk! he processed to ask, whats a circle jerk, i said its a game that only boys play. Well He went to school the next day and raised his hand and asked to go to the bathroom to ejaculate, lmao! Opps, then during recess he asks his friends if they want to play circle jerk!...needless to say this kid is going to be messed up because of me.
And the week before i made him go pass out Jesus Loves porn stickers to random people and video taped their reactions. he kept saying they were Jesus loves Pork stickers, because i didnt want him to know the word porn, not sure which one is worse! Poor kid! gotta love em!
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how does his mom feel about this? Do you think its funny to have your nephew saying things that make him look like he was raised in a brothel? And having him pass out those stickers.... Honestly, this is sick. Get help.
 
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Funny you should ask his mom was with me. Get the stick outta your ass, its funny!!!
 
Like totally lol, you guys!
As if it isn't hard enough to be a kid without adult relatives making your life more embarrassing/traumatizing. How totes hilarious!

I'm going to hug my niece and nephew extra when I see them next time because you make me sad for your nephew.
 
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Okay, I was reading this post and had to register so that I could post on this thread specifically.


I can't help but laugh at it over and over again. I am laughing not at what happened, but the fact that so many of you actually THINK that she did this!!! The responses are so deep and some of the people here are so serious about this topic like it is something someone would just post to the WORLD to say. Life is meant to be enjoyed and getting so serious is going to shorten all your lives. Laugh at the fact that there is probably SOME truth to the post, but that the actual events probably aren't true to the letter.

Relax a little and look at how funny this message is. Also, for those of you who are so self righteous about the Jesus Loves Porn Stars comment... obviously you aren't aware of what those stickers signify. The sticker specifically mentions the site http://www.xxxchurch.com/ which I will just leave it at that. Read what it is about before you make a judgement and frankly, those of you who have thrown out how HORRIBLE it is, maybe you should read up on it first and realize that the FUNNY part of the comment is simply the fact that you THOUGHT it was something DIRTY!!!!!
 
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Okay, I was reading this post and had to register so that I could post on this thread specifically.


I can't help but laugh at it over and over again. I am laughing not at what happened, but the fact that so many of you actually THINK that she did this!!! The responses are so deep and some of the people here are so serious about this topic like it is something someone would just post to the WORLD to say. Life is meant to be enjoyed and getting so serious is going to shorten all your lives. Laugh at the fact that there is probably SOME truth to the post, but that the actual events probably aren't true to the letter.

Relax a little and look at how funny this message is. Also, for those of you who are so self righteous about the Jesus Loves Porn Stars comment... obviously you aren't aware of what those stickers signify. The sticker specifically mentions the site http://www.xxxchurch.com/ which I will just leave it at that. Read what it is about before you make a judgement and frankly, those of you who have thrown out how HORRIBLE it is, maybe you should read up on it first and realize that the FUNNY part of the comment is simply the fact that you THOUGHT it was something DIRTY!!!!!
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Relax a little and look at how funny this message is. Also, for those of you who are so self righteous about the Jesus Loves Porn Stars comment... obviously you aren't aware of what those stickers signify. The sticker specifically mentions the site http://www.xxxchurch.com/ which I will just leave it at that. Read what it is about before you make a judgement and frankly, those of you who have thrown out how HORRIBLE it is, maybe you should read up on it first and realize that the FUNNY part of the comment is simply the fact that you THOUGHT it was something DIRTY!!!!!
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Yeah i think we all know what XXXchurch is. Funny, you have the same style of writign and tone as op. Glad you both are in agreement with each other. Good luck.
 
I still don't believe anything about this story is true, but I'm just skeptical.

Sounds like someone just wants attention so made up some crazy controversial story. She probably thought about what would happen if she actually did/said those things while in the car with her nephew, but never actually did them.
 
I've actually known people who did similar things... so I don't know if this post is real or not.

but if it is, honey, you need help. Spreading misinformation among children is part of where such bullshit as "we actually found WMD in Iraq" comes from (we did not, by the way. Not even anything that could really be counted as evidence of it).

And seriously, the XXX church is a laugh. But whatever.
 
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Lydia_Deetz said:
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At first, I thought it had to be a troll/joke too... Until I noticed it was posted by a "Verified Model".

I truly hope it is a joke and didn't really happen.
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I thought the same thing, and now I am concerned that we may have a verified model that is not what she seems. Model troll maybe?
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No, Aurora is a friend of mine. I have known her for 4 years or so from an a different site we both worked on. She's an MFC model now.

I think the post was meant to be a joke/not completely true, but got taken a bit too seriously :woops: I see both sides.
 
HollieCakes said:
Lydia_Deetz said:
Bocefish said:
At first, I thought it had to be a troll/joke too... Until I noticed it was posted by a "Verified Model".

I truly hope it is a joke and didn't really happen.
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I thought the same thing, and now I am concerned that we may have a verified model that is not what she seems. Model troll maybe?
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No, Aurora is a friend of mine. I have known her for 4 years or so from an a different site we both worked on. She's an MFC model now.

I think the post was meant to be a joke/not completely true, but got taken a bit too seriously :woops: I see both sides.
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Ahh, I see. Though I still don't see how this actual scenario would ever be funny.
 
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Thanks Hollie for actually having a brain! seriously, people on here need to lighten up, and did someone really just mention WMD in iraq and compare it to my story? LOL oh yes im so badly seeking for attention thats why i decided to come on here make up a story and hear you all bitch! you caught me! get a life, and seriously all you GREAT parents out there that are saying im so HORRIBLE wtf are you doing on a forum all damn day long, take care of you kids! GOODBYE!
 
We are not on the forums all day long. All of us are from different time zones such as mountian time pacific eastern time. So thier kids could wither 1 be taking a nap 2 at school or 3 down for the night or 4 having a sleep ver at thier buddies house.

The post you made was brainless haha I told my nephew that a circle jerk is what boys only play. Don't you know he could seriously be bullied for thinking that especially when he asked his friends! The wrong person could have heard it. What a family!And seriously you could not tell him just never mind it he will learn when he is older or tell him go ask your father? Cause I would doubt his father would tell him anything of the sort. You could have really traumatized this kid! Then you reply with a big fuck you? What the fuck girl?

Yea your post was fucking hilarious!(sarcasm included).
 
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