About 45 minutes of being very confused about why this dude wants me to have a conversation with him when I'm clearly banging myself, but at no point did he ask me to stop with the dildoing, so I just kept going. It was weird, I don't think he actually knew that he was on a camsite, he kept trying to find out my location and shit while I was like... Dude, trying to concentrate here, having orgasms. He made a big deal at the beginning of the private about having his cam on, which usually means that the guy wants to show me his dick or do that weird flicking his tongue at the camera thing (ew) while I fap, so while he tried 400 times to get his camera working, I whipped out the toys and started enjoying myself. Nope, he wanted to TALK. Even after I kept asking him to type because the cam-to-cam feedback was driving me bonkers. Now I automatically mute the guy's cam when they turn it on, because I can't handle the feedback. Dude just kept asking "getting to know a date" type questions, ugh, I don't even like that crap on a real date, let alone when I'm trying to get off. At no point did he say that he wanted to talk instead of seeing me masturbate, he just started talking and would get annoyed if it took me a while to respond because - hi, fapping here, not going to answer you when I'm on the brink of an orgasm and lose my concentration so I have to start all over again.
That also qualifies as my most annoying private ever. Fellas, if you take a girl private to talk, tell her that's what you want to do. Especially if you happen to get one of the weirdos like me who would prefer fucking herself over talking. I don't like chatting privates, I'm bad at chatting, give me something to DO.