Hooters is giving away free wings to single people on Valentine’s Day

[Guy]

Hooters is giving away free wings to single people on Valentine’s Day.
http://wavy.com/2018/02/11/hooters-is-giving-away-free-wings-to-single-people-on-valentines-day/

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

Hooters wings are pretty decent and the waitress are definitely fun to watch. So I go order 10 wings, shred a picture of an ex (I pretty much only have digital) and then I get another 10 wings. Even for a pig like myself 20 wings is too much in one sitting.

 

[SaffronBurke]

..... What if you don't have an ex? Do #foreveralone peeps not get free wings?

 

[Deleted member 37064]

Why does the vision of Fargo's wood chipper scene come to mind?

 

[Gen]

..... What if you don't have an ex? Do #foreveralone peeps not get free wings?

Bring my photo and use me for wings!!

 

[TokenGesture]

Is a polygamist who has just broken up with all their exes entitled to a bucketful of wings?

 

[Guy]

..... What if you don't have an ex? Do #foreveralone peeps not get free wings?

 

[CharlieCharma]

Wings > Fighting over blankets every night.

On a real note, can I just change my facebook status for the day? I had big plans with my SO and kiddo(we were going to go see Peter Rabbit and make dinner as a fam :'( )but he was unexpectedly scheduled to work till 11 PM and the kiddo is going away for vacay from Thursday to Monday so I now have no plans and am super bummed. Can I get extra free wings and a few drinks if I play up the single mom thing?

God, I feel shitty just joking about doing something that manipulative. This is great PR for hooters though. Good on them.

 

[TokenGesture]

If you're going to fake it Guy, you might as well bring in a picture of twins, give a knowing wink, and get a double helping of free wings.

 

[Guy]

If you're going to fake it Guy, you might as well bring in a picture of twins, give a knowing wink, and get a double helping of free wings.

Im not going to fake it. That would be unethical.

 

[TokenGesture]

Im not going to fake it. That would be unethical.

It's only wings Guy. If it was prime breast I would understand your stance on it being unethical.

 

[Bocefish]

Im not going to fake it. That would be unethical.

Methinks you're conflating morals with ethics.

 

[Bocefish]

If it was prime breast I would understand your stance on it being unethical.

Said the ignorant politician/celebrity undergoing scrutiny for being a misogynist.