Help, I Need a Dumbass Translator!

[SaffronBurke]

Seriously, does anyone understand this guy's reply? I get the gist of it - "Even though you clearly stated your limits, I figured that you'd make an exception for me" - but.... What are these actual words trying to tell me? I'm especially stumped by "was thought maybe you might wait which is often considered going to little older".

Halp?

 

[ACFFAN69]

ACFFAN69 here reporting in as our resident dumbass forum expert.
His accent is a little off from my dialect, but I'm fairly positive he's saying you should wait and get to know him better, then when you are older you will be more willing to be with an older man.

You see, a common dumbass tool to calculate the acceptable age/dating range is the idiotic rule of: half your age plus seven.
So you are 20, your acceptable dating range would be: 17-26
If you are 25, your acceptable dating range would be: 19.5-36
When you turn 30 though, your acceptable dating range is: 22-46

As you can see, for morons that follow this rule, your upper limit age range greatly increases the older you get. Assuming your cam profile is correct, your acceptable dating range is younger than 36, so your 35 or younger matches this equation perfectly! :thumbleft:

Here is an online calculator to assist you further, to know how long you will have to remain celibate for him: https://www.easycalculation.com/fun/dating.php

Edit: This reply was a joke, I realize I should probably addendum this post stating this, as my humour is generally pretty bad and may have gone over your head. I really don't care how bad my jokes are, as long as they make me laugh :lol: I do actually think this is what he meant though, "get to know me, then when you're older you might be more willing to date an older man".

 

[Jesse0328]

Good ol' Iowa.

 

[SaffronBurke]

ACFFAN69 here reporting in as our resident dumbass forum expert.
His accent is a little off from my dialect, but I'm fairly positive he's saying you should wait and get to know him better, then when you are older you will be more willing to be with an older man.

You see, a common dumbass tool to calculate the acceptable age/dating range is the idiotic rule of: half your age plus seven.
So you are 20, your acceptable dating range would be: 17-26
If you are 25, your acceptable dating range would be: 19.5-36
When you turn 30 though, your acceptable dating range is: 22-46

As you can see, for morons that follow this rule, your upper limit age range greatly increases the older you get. Assuming your cam profile is correct, your acceptable dating range is younger than 36, so your 35 or younger matches this equation perfectly! :thumbleft:

Here is an online calculator to assist you further, to know how long you will have to remain celibate for him: https://www.easycalculation.com/fun/dating.php

Edit: This reply was a joke, I realize I should probably addendum this post stating this, as my humour is generally pretty bad and may have gone over your head. I really don't care how bad my jokes are, as long as they make me laugh :lol: I do actually think this is what he meant though, "get to know me, then when you're older you might be more willing to date an older man".

Actually, your humor is spot-on to mine and it made 100% perfect sense to me! Thanks for stepping in and translating!

 

[SenaLuna]

He wants to know if you want to wait until he figures out how to alter time so he can regress back to a < 35 year-old so you'll be interested.

 

[RealFartNinja]

well since im probably king of the dumbasses ill translate to the best of my knowledge

him "hey im from fort dodge. want to bang?"
you: "clearly you didnt read my profile thoroughly because it says im looking for folks under 35"
him: "your right i didnt read it. i guess ill just go back in my man cave and cry"

 

[SaffronBurke]

well since im probably king of the dumbasses ill translate to the best of my knowledge

him "hey im from fort dodge. want to bang?"
you: "clearly you didnt read my profile thoroughly because it says im looking for folks under 35"
him: "your right i didnt read it. i guess ill just go back in my man cave and cry"

:lol:

 

[Poker_Babe]

ACFFAN69 here reporting in as our resident dumbass forum expert.
His accent is a little off from my dialect, but I'm fairly positive he's saying you should wait and get to know him better, then when you are older you will be more willing to be with an older man.

You see, a common dumbass tool to calculate the acceptable age/dating range is the idiotic rule of: half your age plus seven.
So you are 20, your acceptable dating range would be: 17-26
If you are 25, your acceptable dating range would be: 19.5-36
When you turn 30 though, your acceptable dating range is: 22-46

As you can see, for morons that follow this rule, your upper limit age range greatly increases the older you get. Assuming your cam profile is correct, your acceptable dating range is younger than 36, so your 35 or younger matches this equation perfectly! :thumbleft:

Here is an online calculator to assist you further, to know how long you will have to remain celibate for him: https://www.easycalculation.com/fun/dating.php

Edit: This reply was a joke, I realize I should probably addendum this post stating this, as my humour is generally pretty bad and may have gone over your head. I really don't care how bad my jokes are, as long as they make me laugh :lol: I do actually think this is what he meant though, "get to know me, then when you're older you might be more willing to date an older man".

I really don't think it would it be out of line to say that you just won the internet for today. That response was AWESOME! Seriously, I'm lmmfao :lol:

 

[eclipse76]

He wants to know if you want to wait until he figures out how to alter time so he can regress back to a < 35 year-old so you'll be interested.

Pretty sure he's into age-play, with him being the little.