Fake Breasts, Boobs, Jugs, Honkers, Knockers, Knicker-bonkers, Congo bongos, Sweater stretchers...

[Kvothe]

What is your view ON (not of...) fake ones. You know...

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds, and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

Personally I'm pro-natural. I love natural breasts, especially in the A-cup to C-cup range. Not to discount the rest (D-cup to O-cup?), but girls within that range aren't usually going for significant implants...

I'm not exactly anti-fake. There are definitely some excellent reasons for getting them (If you've had a mastectomy for example, and there are newer technologies that are much more natural than silicone implants, i.e. an operation to naturally re-grow the breast using a bio-degradable framework).

I understand some girls feel it gives them more confidence, and if you want to go from a C-cup to a D-cup okay, but going from an A-cup to those 'F-cup cannons' you just had installed...they're sticking out like a sore thumb.

What are your thoughts Ladies and Gents?

 

[MFCGod]

Implants can look great and also sometimes unfortunately not so great

Aside from my own preferences, I can appreciate a girl is getting them for herself so if they're happy with them that is the only thing that really matters.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I like em all.

 

[Sevrin]

Let's just say I'm pro-choice. If a woman decides she wants them, it's her business. Heck, at my age, I could be a donor.

 

[Guy]

I love natural DDs

 

[fandango]

Im definitely very pro natural. I love all sizes and shape of boobs as long as they are natural. Ive never seen a fake one that looked better then the original it replaced IMO.

That said I'm also totally pro choice and if someone wanted them for whatever reason I would never try and discourage them.

 

[NerdieBirdie]

I agree with Sevrin, I am "pro-choice" if you will.

I do not want to decide what is right or proper for another person to do with their body.

For me personally, I have seen very little breast jobs done where I have liked the model after surgery vs. before. Then again, these cases are always noticeable because they are in my opinion, a bad job. Maybe I see lots of moderate well-done breast implants and I do not know it because it isn't my business to ask and I just never know a job was done.

I have natural DDs. I've basically been 36DD since early highschool. I never got to have that cute, perky smaller breast phase. I wish I had at least experienced it. I am happy with my boobs, but they already set low due to size and I hope I don't look silly down the line.

 

[Guy]

I agree with Sevrin, I am "pro-choice" if you will.

I do not want to decide what is right or proper for another person to do with their body.

For me personally, I have seen very little breast jobs done where I have liked the model after surgery vs. before. Then again, these cases are always noticeable because they are in my opinion, a bad job. Maybe I see lots of moderate well-done breast implants and I do not know it because it isn't my business to ask and I just never know a job was done.

I have natural DDs. I've basically been 36DD since early highschool. I never got to have that cute, perky smaller breast phase. I wish I had at least experienced it. I am happy with my boobs, but they already set low due to size and I hope I don't look silly down the line.

Do DDs run in your family?

 

[NerdieBirdie]

Do DDs run in your family?

What the fuck.

 

[ThePrincessLuxy]

I like both. I love small and big natural boobs on girls and also small and big augmented breasts. Whatever, as long as the girl likes them that's all that matters.

I will say though that I thought I would never miss my AA's after I got my augmentation. There are some days where I wake up and miss the tiny look and not having to worry about getting out of a booth and knocking over cups. Also doing cartwheels and being able to do cheerleader/gymnist balance and moves. But more days than not I totally dig my decision. The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side. I love(d) having both. Maybe I should have augmented one boob and left the other. lol

 

[SoTxBob]

while its not my decision to make a choice for a girl, in all candor, I prefer natural looking ones, size isn't really important. These gals that go from an 'A/B' to a GG or H half watermelon just look funny because the majority of the time, the bolt-ons simply don't fit her small frame.
Then, you have the very identifiable category, 'cartoon porn tits' that are a combination of a bad job, and simply to much desire to look like a trashy porn girl. Most of those end up either being removed and downsized or redone bc of scar tissue somewhere down the line. i often wonder when I see nipples that have a huge scar halo around them and one points left and the other looks right and seems to wink at you, is there any legal recourse against the "Dr." for these hack jobs?
There used to be a couple of girls on MFC that used the myfreeimplants thing [completely unrelated to each other] when it was still pretty new. I always thought that crowdfunding your boob job was pretty close to the ideal situation for many.
Perhaps the next poll could be the pros n cons or thumbs up / thumbs down, for the fish lip injections or even worse, the slice n dice lips. gawd, why do girls seem to think swollen puffy is a better look? oh wait... i know. its "the look" from the cool fashion media...never mind.

 

[Kvothe]

I'm not suggesting that (or asking whether) anyone has the right to tell anyone else what to do - at all! - it's your body, do as you will. Maybe some people think differently, not me...hopefully we can accept this premise for the thread.


Premise: Everyone has the right to do what they would like to their own body, and it's no one else's place to tell them what to do


The question I was posing is more what people think when they see fake breasts, and whether they personally prefer them or natural.

I like both. I love small and big natural boobs on girls and also small and big augmented breasts. Whatever, as long as the girl likes them that's all that matters.

I will say though that I thought I would never miss my AA's after I got my augmentation. There are some days where I wake up and miss the tiny look and not having to worry about getting out of a booth and knocking over cups. Also doing cartwheels and being able to do cheerleader/gymnist balance and moves. But more days than not I totally dig my decision. The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side. I love(d) having both. Maybe I should have augmented one boob and left the other. lol

@Luxy Reid What cup-size did you go to, if you don't mind me asking? Do you ever wish you had chosen a different size?

 

[ThePrincessLuxy]

I'm not suggesting that (or asking whether) anyone has the right to tell anyone else what to do - at all! - it's your body, do as you will. Maybe some people think differently, not me...hopefully we can accept this premise for the thread.


Premise: Everyone has the right to do what they would like to their own body, and it's no one else's place to tell them what to do


The question I was posing is more what people think when they see fake breasts, and whether they personally prefer them or natural.



@Luxy Reid What cup-size did you go to, if you don't mind me asking? Do you ever wish you had chosen a different size?

I went from 28aa to 28 full c/borderline d. I think that's the most common size women go to. It fits my frame well and while full doesn't look too top heavy. I wouldn't change the size I went to at all.

 

[evie19]

I love fake boobs , some of them look very good , much better then "before" . If one day I'll stop liking mine's I'll go to the doc and modify them .

 

[Moonsunit]

As long as they are in my face I love them..fake or real. Never met a boob I didn't like.

 

[dilligaf0]

I prefer natural. I've been intimate with natural as well as implants. I've known large and small as well. I can honestly say I was able to adapt and enjoyed them all.

 

[Guy]

What the fuck.

@NerdieBirdie I wasnt trying to be mean. Ive read that breast size can be hereditary. Sorry that you were offended by my question. I somtimes dont think before i post.

 

[weirdbr]

As Tim Minchin has sung...

Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.

For me, the only case where I dislike medically-enhanced boobs is when it's gigantic sizes, which make the logical side of my brain ask itself why someone would do that given all the problems that come with it, which in turn makes my illogical brain go 'nope. not into it'.

 

[RebeccaT]

I did love my small natural boobs (32A) but they tried to kill me! The smallest available implants for reconstruction are 32C so through no choice of my own I am larger now. Clothed, they look great. Naked, they look like a pretty bad boob job. Do I like them? No. Have I accepted them? Yes.

Do my followers like them or even really notice? Hard to tell as half of them don't even look properly. I get so many comments about what guys want to do to/with my nipples yet I don't have nipples any more!

 

[Kvothe]

I did love my small natural boobs (32A) but they tried to kill me! The smallest available implants for reconstruction are 32C so through no choice of my own I am larger now. Clothed, they look great. Naked, they look like a pretty bad boob job. Do I like them? No. Have I accepted them? Yes.

Do my followers like them or even really notice? Hard to tell as half of them don't even look properly. I get so many comments about what guys want to do to/with my nipples yet I don't have nipples any more!

Wow, that's unbelievable! Who on earth decided that the smallest reconstruction implant would be a 32C...? Congratulations for kicking cancer's butt!

 

[AerynShade]

The smallest available implants for reconstruction are 32C so through no choice of my own I am larger now.

That's so strange that that's what they offer for reconstruction. They have so many shapes and sizes of implants that would make much smaller breasts. I mean, they make 100 cc implants, which is pretty damn small. (Think A cup or smaller.) Implants don't even come in cup sizes, they come in measurements of cubic centimeters (cc). A lot of doctors don't want to use those smaller sizes though because they're assholes who think that all women want giant, massive, unrealistically sized boobs.

 

[Ambers Troll]

All boobs are lovely, fake or natural. I know quite a few women who have had reductions due to back problems or enlargements due to troubles feeling feminine such as being unable to wear anything fashionable due to being too flat chested. Every time they have have been much happier, I don't think that their breasts looked better than before though.

I have seen a model go through a bad enlargement, but all went okay by the end. I can understand why models do it, but usually their breasts look better before... they suit them. What I am saying is I am of the pro-natural preference, but a firm up or enlargement/ reduction that works can be as sexy.

 

[NerdieBirdie]

@NerdieBirdie I wasnt trying to be mean. Ive read that breast size can be hereditary. Sorry that you were offended by my question. I somtimes dont think before i post.

I didn't think it was mean, I thought it was weird as fuck. I know you don't exist outside these forums much, so you wouldn't know this, but its a pretty open fact on MFC/Twitter that I was in foster care much of my life and I do not know my biological family.

That aside though, even if I did, do people really know their mother and grandmothers breast sizes off the top of their head? Is that a thing people know? Because I have never heard of that. It sounds incredibly creepy and much like a question I think most people would be put off by. But yeah, I wouldn't know, my parents didn't want me. lol

 

[Picnic]

I mean, I do like tits... but they're just tits.

I'm going to be the lame person that says I am more interested in someone's personality and our potential chemistry than the sacks of fat or silicone on their chest. I know it's not quite the answer the OP is going for, but it is my answer nonetheless.

Fake, real, surgically removed, nonexisistant, it doesn't make a difference to me. Same goes for penises and penis size. I'm more interested in personalities than people parts.

And if we are talking about fake vs real in just the aesthetic sense of what we prefer, well...I still don't have a preference.

 

[RebeccaT]

That's so strange that that's what they offer for reconstruction. They have so many shapes and sizes of implants that would make much smaller breasts. I mean, they make 100 cc implants, which is pretty damn small. (Think A cup or smaller.) Implants don't even come in cup sizes, they come in measurements of cubic centimeters (cc). A lot of doctors don't want to use those smaller sizes though because they're assholes who think that all women want giant, massive, unrealistically sized boobs.

Ah, but I don't have the kind of implants used for augmentation. My surgeon was amazing, he saved my life. He was not a cosmetic surgeon but is a cancer specialist who has further spcialised in breast reconstruction. He never once asked if I wanted bigger boobs. I have no natural breast tissue and my implants are behind my pectoral muscles so these babies are pretty solid! No sag, no bounce. Yet guys still "love the way they move". They never move!

And no, they don't come in cup sizes but that is the equivalent I now have.

 

[Kvothe]

I'm going to be the lame person that says I am more interested in someone's personality and our potential chemistry than the sacks of fat or silicone on their chest. I know it's not quite the answer the OP is going for, but it is my answer nonetheless.

This is just a general question, not a stance of what is most important in a potential partner...When it comes to choosing a partner, I'm more interested in personality and chemistry too rather than the size of your breasts, or what they're made of...I imagine many people are.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

while its not my decision to make a choice for a girl, in all candor, I prefer natural looking ones, size isn't really important. These gals that go from an 'A/B' to a GG or H half watermelon just look funny because the majority of the time, the bolt-ons simply don't fit her small frame.
Then, you have the very identifiable category, 'cartoon porn tits' that are a combination of a bad job, and simply to much desire to look like a trashy porn girl.

Jessie Rogers. Broke my heart.

 

[Picnic]

This is just a general question, not a stance of what is most important in a potential partner...When it comes to choosing a partner, I'm more interested in personality and chemistry too rather than the size of your breasts, or what they're made of...I imagine many people are.

Gotcha. In the general/aesthetic sense, I still don't have a preference.

I have been surprised lots of times, thinking someone had natural breasts only to discover they were implants. Sometimes I assume it's easy to tell, when that isn't always the case! But yeah, boobs are nice, fake or real

 

[AmberCutie]

I've never met a boob I didn't like!

That being said, I do not prefer the very fake looking implant jobs. The ones that were made to look bolted on, that stretch the skin around them too tight and cause veins to show do not look pleasing to my eye.

do people really know their mother and grandmothers breast sizes off the top of their head? Is that a thing people know?

I know that I got my naturally large breast size from my dad's side of the family, as both of my aunts and grandmother on his side were built like this.

 

[Snowie1969]

Pro-Natural and Pro-Choice. I do not like fake boobs, but if someone wants them, it's her (or his) business and not mine.