Facials & Twitching

[Bocefish]

First of all, I'm curious if any of the sexy babes reading this actually enjoy facials?

Secondly, I always laughed a little when doing it personally and while watching porn facials... the babe on the receiving end ALWAYS twitched, although she knew it was imminently soon.

Now I know first hand, that it is an uncontrollable reaction.

Not from getting a facial jizzing, but from a recent visit to an optomologist. I knew the eye drops were coming, yet I uncontrollably jerked away.

It's kinda weird because when I drop in eye drops myself, I don't twitch.

What say you?

 

[Gen]

I really, really like facials. It's usually my top-choice place to take it. Not sure why, but I enjoy it.

 

[Rose]

Have you ever gotten jizz in your eye? That shit BURNS. And it makes your eye swell up, itch and burn for like 2 days.

Have you ever gotten jizz in your nose? That burns too and it makes you cough and sneeze. Luckily though if you blow your nose well that stops within a few minutes.

Have you ever gotten jizz shot down the wrong side of your throat? That burns too.....

If those things never happened, then it wouldn't be a big deal. Otherwise, do not spray me in the face without asking and expect to walk away without getting your nuts flicked.

On the flip side, if you ask first then I don't mind if you aim elsewhere on my body. Especially if you clean it up.

 

[ScarletVixen]

Have you ever gotten jizz in your eye? That shit BURNS. And it makes your eye swell up, itch and burn for like 2 days.

Yes, and I'd almost forgotten about what happens afterwards until now. Fuuuuuck. Sex-Goggles should be mandatory.

Like these!

 

[Rose]

Have you ever gotten jizz in your eye? That shit BURNS. And it makes your eye swell up, itch and burn for like 2 days.

Yes, and I'd almost forgotten about what happens afterwards until now. Fuuuuuck. Sex-Goggles should be mandatory.

Like these!

We went to Gatlinburg in 2010 and were fooling around. I got a stray hit and ended up with a swollen burny eye for almost a week. It was awful... My parents thought I had a black eye by the time we got home. Really embarrassing and very painful.

 

[yossarian]

The sperm were trying to impregnate your eye. :shock:

 

[Rose]

The sperm were trying to impregnate your eye. :shock:

Or I just have a skin allergy to it, lol. Which is possible considering whenever I get a pearl necklace it turns my skin red and itchy for awhile.

 

[Bocefish]

Have you ever gotten jizz in your eye? That shit BURNS. And it makes your eye swell up, itch and burn for like 2 days.

Happened to me once!

I was perving on some internet porn while laying flat in bed and the trajectory just happened to be perfect.

By the time I noticed it was inbound... too late.

Now you know why some some guys watch themselves spooge.

That shit BURNS. And it makes your eye swell up, itch and burn for like 2 days.

Maybe you're allergic?

 

[Rose]

That shit BURNS. And it makes your eye swell up, itch and burn for like 2 days.

Maybe you're allergic?

I am but everyone else I know in my personal life who's gotten a facial has had the same reaction when it gets in their eye.

 

[Bocefish]

That shit BURNS. And it makes your eye swell up, itch and burn for like 2 days.

Maybe you're allergic?

I am but everyone else I know in my personal life who's gotten a facial has had the same reaction when it gets in their eye.

Perhaps you require frequent 'injections' in order to develope more of an immunity to it.

 

[yossarian]

That shit BURNS. And it makes your eye swell up, itch and burn for like 2 days.

Maybe you're allergic?

I am but everyone else I know in my personal life who's gotten a facial has had the same reaction when it gets in their eye.

Perhaps you require frequent 'injections' in order to develope more of an immunity to it.

Gross.

 

[Rose]

That shit BURNS. And it makes your eye swell up, itch and burn for like 2 days.

Maybe you're allergic?

I am but everyone else I know in my personal life who's gotten a facial has had the same reaction when it gets in their eye.

Perhaps you require frequent 'injections' in order to develope more of an immunity to it.

Gross.

Ditto.....

Idk about you guys, but cum generally has a smell to it. I'm a happier person when that smell isn't stuck next to my face all day. There's a time and place and that isn't on my face.

 

[Bocefish]

cum generally has a smell to it. I'm a happier person when that smell isn't stuck next to my face all day. There's a time and place and that isn't on my face.

All day???

Protein snack?












I know I'm being sort of an asshole again...

How many women are really proud to sport spooge all over their faces on cam without being paid for it?

 

[Rose]

cum generally has a smell to it. I'm a happier person when that smell isn't stuck next to my face all day. There's a time and place and that isn't on my face.

All day???

Protein snack?

Soap never really does get rid of the smell, no matter how many times you wash. It's harder to get off if you get it wet. If you let it dry first it washes off easier. Otherwise if it gets wet it gets gluey and beads up into like sticky glue balls that bind to any hair on your body that you then have to pry off.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

cum generally has a smell to it. I'm a happier person when that smell isn't stuck next to my face all day. There's a time and place and that isn't on my face.

All day???

Protein snack?

Soap never really does get rid of the smell, no matter how many times you wash. It's harder to get off if you get it wet. If you let it dry first it washes off easier. Otherwise if it gets wet it gets gluey and beads up into like sticky glue balls that bind to any hair on your body that you then have to pry off.

Oh yeah. Been there done that many times.
Someone really should have posted a pic from 'There's something about Mary' by now. I'm rather surprised it hasn't already happened.

 

[ScarletVixen]

The sperm were trying to impregnate your eye. :shock:

Or I just have a skin allergy to it, lol. Which is possible considering whenever I get a pearl necklace it turns my skin red and itchy for awhile.

I get the same thing. I've deduced that I'm at least mildly allergic to semen (of the partners I've been with so far, at least) and I also have a moderate latex allergy. I get swelling in the mucus membranes in the vaginal area when I use latex condoms (with and without lube/spermicide additives) and it's even worse than the semen sensitivity when I go without condoms. I'm kinda fucked no matter what I do. And latex-free condoms feel awful for some reason.

 

[Jillybean]

Just because they twitch doesn't mean they don't like it. Like you said, it's an involuntary reaction.

So, is your question just, "Who likes facials?"

My answer would be, I do. But only rarely will I let it happen. As with many of the things I like sexually, I am only in the mood for it every so often.

Also, I'm terrified of acne. I have the WORST acne prone skin and even just thinking about bacteria gives me a breakout, so that probably has a lot to do with why I almost never let a facial happen.

 

[Bocefish]

So, is your question just, "Who likes facials?"

My answer would be, I do. But only rarely will I let it happen. As with many of the things I like sexually, I am only in the mood for it every so often.

Also, I'm terrified of acne. I have the WORST acne prone skin and even just thinking about bacteria gives me a breakout, so that probably has a lot to do with why I almost never let a facial happen.

What do you like about facials and why are you concerned about bacteria?

 

[krukstyle]

Oh yeah. Been there done that many times.
Someone really should have posted a pic from 'There's something about Mary' by now. I'm rather surprised it hasn't already happened.

Oh fine.. since you asked...

 

[NoelleBright]

I can say that without a shadow of a doubt I do not have any sensitivities at all to jizz.
It STILL hurts like a motherfucker when you get it in your eyes. Even if you close your eyes and then try to wipe it off, it STILL gets in there. It's sneaky as fuck.
It doesn't burn for me, it just feels like someone poked me in the eye real hard and then its sore and red and swollen for a few hours afterwards.

I love facials so long as my eyeballs are spared, though.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I can say that without a shadow of a doubt I do not have any sensitivities at all to jizz.
It STILL hurts like a motherfucker when you get it in your eyes. Even if you close your eyes and then try to wipe it off, it STILL gets in there. It's sneaky as fuck.
It doesn't burn for me, it just feels like someone poked me in the eye real hard and then its sore and red and swollen for a few hours afterwards.

I love facials so long as my eyeballs are spared, though.

If I remember right the main reason for that is semen is slightly alkaline. The sperm are technically considered a foreign body inside a woman. And the vaginal area protects itself from those foreign bodies and other bacteria by being slightly acidic. So a man's body adds seminal fluid that is alkaline in nature to counteract that and protect the sperm long enough to get to their target.

 

[southsamurai]

I can say that without a shadow of a doubt I do not have any sensitivities at all to jizz.
It STILL hurts like a motherfucker when you get it in your eyes. Even if you close your eyes and then try to wipe it off, it STILL gets in there. It's sneaky as fuck.
It doesn't burn for me, it just feels like someone poked me in the eye real hard and then its sore and red and swollen for a few hours afterwards.

I love facials so long as my eyeballs are spared, though.

If I remember right the main reason for that is semen is slightly alkaline. The sperm are technically considered a foreign body inside a woman. And the vaginal area protects itself from those foreign bodies and other bacteria by being slightly acidic. So a man's body adds seminal fluid that is alkaline in nature to counteract that and protect the sperm long enough to get to their target.

close, its the vagina thats alkaline, but close enough since you had the reasons right

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I can say that without a shadow of a doubt I do not have any sensitivities at all to jizz.
It STILL hurts like a motherfucker when you get it in your eyes. Even if you close your eyes and then try to wipe it off, it STILL gets in there. It's sneaky as fuck.
It doesn't burn for me, it just feels like someone poked me in the eye real hard and then its sore and red and swollen for a few hours afterwards.

I love facials so long as my eyeballs are spared, though.

If I remember right the main reason for that is semen is slightly alkaline. The sperm are technically considered a foreign body inside a woman. And the vaginal area protects itself from those foreign bodies and other bacteria by being slightly acidic. So a man's body adds seminal fluid that is alkaline in nature to counteract that and protect the sperm long enough to get to their target.

close, its the vagina thats alkaline, but close enough since you had the reasons right

The vagina is acidic. Semen, alkali.

The cells in the lining contain large quantities of glycogen (stored animal starch). Bacteria within the vagina ferment the glycogen, so that lactic acid is produced. The lactic acid makes the surface of the lining slightly acidic, thus protecting against disease-causing microorganisms that have gained entry via the vaginal orifice.

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/621487/vagina

With an approximate pH value ranging from 3.8 to 4.5, the vagina functions in a relatively acidic environment. The acidity is due to the production of lactic acid by Lactobacillus in the vagina [3]. This pH range is required for a healthy vagina for protection purposes. Any pH value higher than 4.5 potentially leads to serious problems [4]. The vagina is typically at or slightly above normal body temperature. This acidic environment is important to maintain so that certain pathogens can not cultivate in that area. But usually this is not an issue because the acidic environment makes it impossible for the pathogens to survive.

http://microbewiki.kenyon.edu/index.php/Vagina

Commonly used normal semen parameters
pH 7.2-7.8

http://www.uhmc.sunysb.edu/urology/male_infertility/SEMEN_ANALYSIS.html

Most likely you're flipping the PH scale in your mind. Lower than 7 is acidic, higher is alkaline.

 

[Rose]

If you really want to test it, finger a girl when you have a papercut. :lol: Or grow your facial hair out and then go downtown.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

If you really want to test it, finger a girl when you have a papercut. :lol: Or grow your facial hair out and then go downtown.

I'll stick to Ph test strips for that aspect. :hello2:

 

[southsamurai]

I can say that without a shadow of a doubt I do not have any sensitivities at all to jizz.
It STILL hurts like a motherfucker when you get it in your eyes. Even if you close your eyes and then try to wipe it off, it STILL gets in there. It's sneaky as fuck.
It doesn't burn for me, it just feels like someone poked me in the eye real hard and then its sore and red and swollen for a few hours afterwards.

I love facials so long as my eyeballs are spared, though.

If I remember right the main reason for that is semen is slightly alkaline. The sperm are technically considered a foreign body inside a woman. And the vaginal area protects itself from those foreign bodies and other bacteria by being slightly acidic. So a man's body adds seminal fluid that is alkaline in nature to counteract that and protect the sperm long enough to get to their target.

close, its the vagina thats alkaline, but close enough since you had the reasons right

The vagina is acidic. Semen, alkali.

The cells in the lining contain large quantities of glycogen (stored animal starch). Bacteria within the vagina ferment the glycogen, so that lactic acid is produced. The lactic acid makes the surface of the lining slightly acidic, thus protecting against disease-causing microorganisms that have gained entry via the vaginal orifice.

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/621487/vagina

With an approximate pH value ranging from 3.8 to 4.5, the vagina functions in a relatively acidic environment. The acidity is due to the production of lactic acid by Lactobacillus in the vagina [3]. This pH range is required for a healthy vagina for protection purposes. Any pH value higher than 4.5 potentially leads to serious problems [4]. The vagina is typically at or slightly above normal body temperature. This acidic environment is important to maintain so that certain pathogens can not cultivate in that area. But usually this is not an issue because the acidic environment makes it impossible for the pathogens to survive.

http://microbewiki.kenyon.edu/index.php/Vagina

Commonly used normal semen parameters
pH 7.2-7.8

http://www.uhmc.sunysb.edu/urology/male_infertility/SEMEN_ANALYSIS.html

Most likely you're flipping the PH scale in your mind. Lower than 7 is acidic, higher is alkaline.

i was indeed! i just got schooled! woot! thats what i get for posting stuff while medicated lol

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Oh god it just hit me how I knew about the whole vagina/acidity thing.

When I was young I read an erotic story that involved a guy and two women. After the first woman gave the guy a blowjob she wanted to give oral to the woman. But the guy made her swig some Coke (drink not drug) so the acid in the soda would kill any leftover sperm in her mouth and she wouldn't get the other girl pregnant.

Since Coke has an acidic pH level of 2.525 that actually does have scientific reasoning behind it.

I should try to find that story again.

 

[MisterL]

I really like facials