Could anyone recommend a good body oil for oiling boobies etc?. I have baby oil but I have heard the one can cause cancer. I am not sure if we are allowed to mention the name on here.
I loooove coconut oil! I use organic, out of the jar. I take a handful and rub it in between my hands to make it warm and liquid-y which I prefer over a bottle of the liquid stuff (it's less messy). If you don't mind a bit of a mess (for example I used this in a kiddie pool at my place to contain the mess) you can get a bottle of liquified coconut oil. It's realllly good for your skin and also safe if you happen to get it in your vajay and what not.Could anyone recommend a good body oil for oiling boobies etc?. I have baby oil but I have heard the one can cause cancer. I am not sure if we are allowed to mention the name on here.
Oh my god your flatmate falling onto your dildo. That is comedy gold!This^^^
I've been using organic coconut oil for 6 years.
I read an article on MV once, that a model who was in nursing school wrote, saying it can give you yeast infections. Well, it never has for me, and I use it everywhere. So I disregarded the article. Maybe it does that to some people, but I've always read it has antibacterial qualities, so I found that confusing. I use it as lube for camming (not real-life sex though - it might eat holes in condoms), as well as on lips (face) and skin.
Try not to get it on clothing, furniture or hair though. It can wash out of hair, but clothing and furniture not so easy. I always tie my hair back, unless an oil show is the last show of my shift. It gets on doorknobs and wooden floors bad too. One time my roomate came into my room to ask me something, slipped on some (that I never cleaned from the previous night) and fell face-first into a dildo I had suctioned to the floor. He failed to see the humor.
He is a very proper, conservative, germ-fearing, high-strung Virgo. I don't think the guy is even comfortable with his own nudity taking a bath nvm SW, cam models, porn etcOh my god your flatmate falling onto your dildo. That is comedy gold!
3 hours! All he needed to do was go to a store and pick up some wet wipes or anti bac wipes to clean the door knobs! Are you sure he wasn't watching one of your oil shows from his car lol? He sounds incredible repressed but sounds like you guys are still friends, so that's good!He is a very proper, conservative, germ-fearing, high-strung Virgo. I don't think the guy is even comfortable with his own nudity taking a bath nvm SW, cam models, porn etc
To this day he still gets mad if I bring it up. I try not to laugh in front of him about it, but it's soooo hard!!
One time he got home from work then stayed parked in his car for 3 hours in the driveway without coming in. I finally texted him and asked what the Hell was going on, and he told me he was too scared to come in because I guess I kept inadvertently leaving oil on all the doorknobs. I was just doing it innocently because I was doing a lot of oil shows, then leaving my filming room, and walking around the house before fully drying and washing my hands. So I've gotten a lot neater in my oil use, and more considerate with it since then. It's not like I was purposefully trying to booby trap the house or anything. Lol, poor guy.
3 hours! All he needed to do was go to a store and pick up some wet wipes or anti bac wipes to clean the door knobs! Are you sure he wasn't watching one of your oil shows from his car lol? He sounds incredible repressed but sounds like you guys are still friends, so that's good!
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I've been using organic coconut oil for 6 years.
I read an article on MV once, that a model who was in nursing school wrote, saying it can give you yeast infections. Well, it never has for me, and I use it everywhere. So I disregarded the article. Maybe it does that to some people, but I've always read it has antibacterial qualities, so I found that confusing. I use it as lube for camming (not real-life sex though - it might eat holes in condoms), as well as on lips (face) and skin.
Try not to get it on clothing, furniture or hair though. It can wash out of hair, but clothing and furniture not so easy. I always tie my hair back, unless an oil show is the last show of my shift. It gets on doorknobs and wooden floors bad too. One time my roomate came into my room to ask me something, slipped on some (that I never cleaned from the previous night) and fell face-first into a dildo I had suctioned to the floor. He failed to see the humor.
Would genuinely love to watch a sitcom/drama based upon this time in your life. Please write this!! Hell, I would love to write it! I can just imagine it. The opening scene would be him in his car, just as you described. Honestly the characters are so well juxtaposed as well, and even better that it's based upon your actual experiences and both of you being real breathing people whose lives intersected. A lot of inherent dramatic tension and comedic potential. The material is there! I am imagining a mix of the Netflix show Love (in style and pacing etc.) and The Office in terms of humour, plus something else that I haven't put my finger on yet .It's more likely that the full truth was that he got super stoned and distracted by candy crush saga, texting friends, and eating his hidden "secret" candy stash in car. Then 3 hours flew by without him realizing it.
That was back when we shared a small apartment (flat) and I made him smoke pot outside, because of my asthma. There was no private garage, yard, or deck. So although he blamed the doorknobs, methinks there were other, stronger motivations. Sure ... blame it on the coconut oil, you Stoner! lol.
I want this roommate situation to be a reality tv show. How did you two meet? If you don't mind me asking.He is a very proper, conservative, germ-fearing, high-strung Virgo. I don't think the guy is even comfortable with his own nudity taking a bath nvm SW, cam models, porn etc
To this day he still gets mad if I bring it up. I try not to laugh in front of him about it, but it's soooo hard!!
One time he got home from work then stayed parked in his car for 3 hours in the driveway without coming in. I finally texted him and asked what the Hell was going on, and he told me he was too scared to come in because I guess I kept inadvertently leaving oil on all the doorknobs. I was just doing it innocently because I was doing a lot of oil shows, then leaving my filming room, and walking around the house before fully drying and washing my hands. So I've gotten a lot neater in my oil use, and more considerate with it since then. It's not like I was purposefully trying to booby trap the house or anything. Lol, poor guy.
Lol, we dated for about 5 years, and originally met at work when I worked in Mental Health. He was a worker too (not a client). Then we stayed roommates, and eventually, I met my current BF, who moved in, and he (ex BF/ roommate) and current BF are now best buddies. You wouldn't think it would work out that way, but they are both cool guys, and the original relationship was way past fizzled out, and over, by the time I met current BF.I want this roommate situation to be a reality tv show. How did you two meet? If you don't mind me asking.
This story just keeps getting better. It should definitely be a tv show. lolLol, we dated for about 5 years, and originally met at work when I worked in Mental Health. He was a worker too (not a client). Then we stayed roommates, and eventually, I met my current BF, who moved in, and he (ex BF/ roommate) and current BF are now best buddies. You wouldn't think it would work out that way, but they are both cool guys, and the original relationship was way past fizzled out, and over, by the time I met current BF.
Ex BF/ Roomate isn't really a very sexual guy, and isn't into dating a sex worker. But even before I became a SW, our relationship had ended (in the romantic way anyways). I actually met current BF at work too, but it was a part time side job (not related to health), that I got back when sex work was too isolating for me to do full time. He thinks it's hot to date a SW, and admires my independence. So better match.