Bacon Sex

[Chamaeleon]

Finally, someone invented the perfect lube. If your honey won't go down on you, I would recommend this. :thumbleft:

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2011/11/16/bacon-lube-yeah-bacon-lube/

 

[Mitchie Lynn]

This makes me want to fuck with some bacon in my mouth...

 

[bawksy]

This makes me want to fuck with some bacon in my mouth...

that sounds hot

 

[lordmagellan]

I thought that's what bacon grease is for?

 

[Lydia_Deetz]

Is this what that whole grease container the hubs has been filling in the fridge is for?

Guess I better sleep with one eye open :lol:

 

[ViruSphere]

LadyBakes has a video of her wrapping a dildo in bacon, putting saran wrap over it and then fucking herself with it. Too bad this lube wasn't around when she shot the vid!

 

[camstory]

Love to eat, both food & pussy. Just doesn't sound right tho. Some things shouldn't taste like others. Those jelly-belly jelly beans for example. There's jalapeno ones that taste very much like jalapeno. Can't eat them - just not right. And the ones my room mate brings home by the bag full. Popcorn - taste exactly like popcorn - well slightly sweet popcorn, but spot on otherwise. Been trying to eat them for years now. Still can't get passed the fact that jelly beans should not taste like popcorn, or jalapeno. it's just not right is all. Bacon flavored pussy huh? It sure don't seem right. I do like bacon considerable more than I ever liked popcorn? Maybe it would be OK, hmm? Well add one more reason why I need to find some pussy to eat sooner than later. And maybe sooner then later with BACON FLAVOR!

 

[GingerAnn]

^.^

 

[GingerAnn]

Love to eat, both food & pussy. Just doesn't sound right tho. Some things shouldn't taste like others. Those jelly-belly jelly beans for example. There's jalapeno ones that taste very much like jalapeno. Can't eat them - just not right.

I completely agree, though. And I LOATHE the popcorn Jelly Bellies.

 

[lordmagellan]

Guess I better sleep with one eye open :lol:

Just the brown one.

 

[mynameisbob84]

I love bacon but... just... no... :animals-pig:

 

[Marokite]

This only gives me thoughts of going down on Miss Piggy. I am going to have to pass on this one.

 

[MadisonLeigh]

I think this is kinda awesome! I don't know if I'd buy a whole bottle of it, but I'd want to try it.

 

[luvsyou]

 

[SatanJonez]

Maybe because I've tried EVERY bacon flavored thing out there minus this stuff (probably because until now I didn't realize it existed), but I'm wary. Bacon flavored stuff kind of just tastes like hickory smoke flavored stuff. Not the damn same.

 

[sxycherrypie]

This is almost as weird as the bacon flavored vodka.

 

[camstory]

This is almost as weird as the bacon flavored vodka.

The vodka, then the .... well that sounds pretty good.

 

[Highroller720]

I will give you review, my model just bought me a bottle. or you could say i tipped myself a bottle of it.

 

[AlexLady]

I sure hope you mean "my favorite model" otherwise you've got issues dude.

 

[Highroller720]

Sorry, yes. My favorite model.

 

[Paulie Walnuts]

Bacon flavored lube... for slamming the ham.
:lol:

 

[camstory]

I will give you review, my model just bought me a bottle. or you could say i tipped myself a bottle of it.

I sure hope you mean "my favorite model" otherwise you've got issues dude.

At first I thought oops, but on reexamination, I see he didn't say favorite, but in fact said my model. Doesn't sound possessive but as if you are the model,- You'r it BB.

 

[Jaydenrainey]

im wrong i suppose. i dont understand the whole bacon trend... you could put smoke flavor on cardboard and it would taste good. when i was meateater and a little kid when my parent cooked bacon for me i would always be disappointed. the thought of anything bacon flavored going near my vagina makes me want to throw up a little in my mouth lol. on another note bac-os are vegan! wtf?! i dont think i could eat them just on principle.

 

[Highroller720]

My favorite model has quite the sense of humor.

Review: OMG it's the worst smelling bacon ever. Actually made me gag.

 

[camstory]

My favorite model has quite the sense of humor.

Review: OMG it's the worst smelling bacon ever. Actually made me gag.

Thanks for the review, I'll cross it off the list. But funny, I thought you were talking about the vodka, which was stupid of me considering the laws that restrict the shipment of alcohol. Still curious about the vodka?

 

[Longhorn9in]

Finally, someone invented the perfect lube. If your honey won't go down on you, I would recommend this. :thumbleft:



I love to eat pussy, but if I went down on a girl and she smelled like bacon she would end up smelling like puke! Ole bacon puss would be on her way out the door! If a woman has to cover up her pussy with the smell of bacon....she better be going to her groin-a-cologist! Just my :twocents-02cents:

 

[Jessi J]

I sure hope you mean "my favorite model" otherwise you've got issues dude.

I AM his model. He doesn't tip anyone else than me. I don't mind if he calls me "his model" at all.

 

[Jessi J]

My favorite model has quite the sense of humor.

Review: OMG it's the worst smelling bacon ever. Actually made me gag.

I did enjoy watching you blow a pig. :lol:

 

[Highroller720]

I did enjoy watching you blow a pig.

It was worth it. although the part before the blowing of said pig I would like to forget. How long until I can take it down from the celing. :-D

 

[camstory]

I did enjoy watching you blow a pig.

It was worth it. although the part before the blowing of said pig I would like to forget.

Pig foreplay, or, 'the making of the swine' as it is sometime called. You ether love or you hate it.