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  1. lordmagellan

    Twas The Night Before CamMansion 2013.

    Couldn't finish. Had to stop at "winked at his dick." I don't want to wake the wife.
  2. lordmagellan

    Opinion

    Is it weird that I pictured this as a cartoon done by The Oatmeal? Maybe it's because I was eating oatmeal.... Opinions...opinions.. Like assholes they are. I have one big one that changes daily, sometimes hourly, depending on mood. It's about humanity as a whole. Are we really good for...
  3. lordmagellan

    Dick

    God dammit! Now I have to go watch five seasons of dvds. Thanks, Fox. Sure the wife will appreciate nothing getting done.
  4. lordmagellan

    Trying to eat healthier, but can't cook!

    If you're a bit geeky, maybe you can pick this up. I haven't yet, I'm hoping the price will come down at least a little. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e7b6/ From what I understand, rather than give you dishes to prepare, it tells you why certain foods taste as good as they do and why one...
  5. lordmagellan

    Happy birthday Black Rose.

    Enjoy your day, sweetheart.
  6. lordmagellan

    Dick

    You know, I don't even remember his middle name.
  7. lordmagellan

    Dick

    Not to imply you're lying for the joke, but my mom's brother is named Richard. Actually, I always thought he was a bit of a dick. I mean, he's my uncle so I do care about him (a little), but he's still a dick, ya know. Funny thing is, his last name? Johnson. Might explain why he's a dick.....
  8. lordmagellan

    Trying to eat healthier, but can't cook!

    I do a beef stew for my lunches every couple of weeks on and off. I toss in the meat with some broth on high for a couple hours- I'll add potatoes too, if I'm slicing my own. Then I turn the heat down and add a bag of frozen veggies. Let that cook on low for five hours while I sleep and it's...
  9. lordmagellan

    Games you want to see girls play on cam?

    Personally, I'm good with Twister. Mostly for the twisting, but also because I can think of few things more bring than watching another play a video game. This is coming from a long time of watching someone play a game. It's fucking boring. Topless gaming is good for a minute or two. Maybe on...
  10. lordmagellan

    Dick

    Possibly both.
  11. lordmagellan

    Ladies who have breast implants, relationship question...

    Re: Ladies who have breast implants, relationship question.. I thought they were all 7-8 inches. I mean, how else do they fit in that little tiny box?
  12. lordmagellan

    Dick

    I can't believe you would say that! This is very triggering for some people and I am highly insulted you assfacechicken fucker! I hope you marry an Indian man and he dies and you have be burned on his funeral pyre!
  13. lordmagellan

    Trying to eat healthier, but can't cook!

    For veggies, try the steamables that are so popular nowadays; the ones that are just the vegetable on the package. That's one thing to look for anyway: as few ingredients as possible. Chicken is funny. I think people get overly concerned with it, honestly. Whenever I see a healthy recipe...
  14. lordmagellan

    "6 Real Islands more terrifying than the one on Lost"

    I want to live on the old plague island. Like, seriously. Live. Alone. With no one around. Just me and the internet and a way to get food and...... internet.. supplies.... Probably be a good place for a photo shoot.
  15. lordmagellan

    Porn discussion! If the guy on vid has a small dick..

    Honestly, don't care. But I do find it fucking hilarious when the girl "gags" on a lil cocktail weenie. I conclude two things. Either A) she's a terrible actress (plausible), or B) he has some kind of funk on that thing (equally plausible with some things I've watched). Either way, I have a...
  16. lordmagellan

    Ladies who have breast implants, relationship question...

    Re: Ladies who have breast implants, relationship question.. You don't play with them at awkward times now?
  17. lordmagellan

    Ladies who have breast implants, relationship question...

    Re: Ladies who have breast implants, relationship question.. As a sort of joke, I tell guys, "never buy your woman implants." Every story I've heard of a guy paying for the procedure ends with her leaving shortly thereafter. Not saying it always happens, but of the few cases I've known...
  18. lordmagellan

    Daily Thoughts

    People talk of starting revolutions only to go round and round in circles.
  19. lordmagellan

    Virgin?

    Is she Catholic?
  20. lordmagellan

    Police in Georgia get tough on criminals growing plants.

    Shit! I've got a truck that could be used in a hit and run. Or a robbery. Or for driving under the influence. I also have a collection of kitchen knives that could be used for murder. Fuck! This very computer could be used for any number of illegal activities! Oh god damn! My hands! My hands! I...
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