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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    A retired guy sits around the house all day so one day his wife says, “you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week”. The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says; “sure why not. Show me to the vacuum. Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee...
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    Fishies

    15 Gallon Fresh water Tank update: I started the 15 gallon tank knowingly wrong to see if I could. Well, I lost 19 out of the 21 Zebra Danios and one Cardinal Tetra. I didn't lose a single Neon Tetra, which is totally strange. The heartiest fish were the fish I lost the most of and the weakest...
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    Multi-perving

    I prefer chatty models so it is way too hard to keep track of multiple conversations in multiple rooms is way to complicated.
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    Fishies

    ok here goes. Here is a picture of the Freshwater tank. Presently I am dealing with my Zebras having a die off I have lost 6 in the past week. I just tested my water thinking I have a lot of Ammonia in the water but no It is Nitrite. Which will require several 50% water changes every other...
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    Fishies

    I keep ,y feeder brine shrimp in a 2.5 gal tank now. I bought it for a quarantine tank 25 years ago when I had 2 saltwater tanks going and an employee recommended that I use Copper safe to get rid of some Ick I had on a few fish. The Copper safe is not SAFE it killed all my Feather Dusters and...
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today and I...
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball...
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    What small gesture makes you feel loved?

    A hug
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    French Press, Instant, Pods, Espresso... Coffee Talk!

    Espresso Black and double please and thank you. If I am feeling fancy a nice twist of lemon zest is perfect. If I am feeling metro. . . I will have a quad Cappuccino with extra cinnamon. Regular coffee tastes like brewed cigarette ashes and is almost as vile as Cilantro. :wink
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    Hip Surgery and Recovery 2016

    Bawks you are incredible. I miss sending you the :gaywave
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    Hip Surgery and Recovery 2016

    Moody? What is this Moody you speak of? Nice to hear you are in better spirits. High fives to Jawbs for being Jawbs and the righteous dude that is right there for you. Hugs to both of you, (Jawbs is probably loading up a hand printing ass slap for when you are healthy enough to take one).
  12. WildFingers

    Hip Surgery and Recovery 2016

    So, what your saying is the there will be no Mirror Monday forthcoming next week. :facepalm:But as long as you do as you are told you will be rewarded with Nerds.:D
  13. WildFingers

    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea... As...
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    Under The Truck A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride. Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man...
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    Thirteen one liners (you will have to supply your own bud-dum-tish after reading each one): 1. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently, a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. 2. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Rick woke up to...
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    Japanese Sex A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex: Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!" Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi Janakpa!" Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!" Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!" Husband shouts...
  17. WildFingers

    ALFFL 2015 (AmberLanders' Fantasy Football League)

    Yes, the damn Snickers and Tottino Pizza Rolls ads.
  18. WildFingers

    ALFFL 2015 (AmberLanders' Fantasy Football League)

    I would be up for ESPN I think it was easier for the trash talking since it actually showed you who was in the room. Either way I am in Did anyone see who won the most Medals in the league? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmedals @mynameisbob84, thanks for keeping us supplied with food from Chinatown/...
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    Lyle was hunting geese in the Northern Minnesota woods. He leaned his old 16 gauge shotgun against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his Labrador dog Ginger knocked the gun over, it went off, and Lyle took most of an ounce of #4 shot into the groin. Several hours...
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    This blonde decided one day that she was sick and tired of all those blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.So, she decided to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband was off at work, she decided that she would paint acouple of rooms in the house. The...
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