You might be a camwhore if

Erragal · Dec 7, 2011

So a girl I fallow twittered this

U might be a camwhore if u carry panties n a dildo in ur purse ~

Got me thinking and see if we can add some more to these.

You might be a camwhore if....

You can write your underwear off as a tax deduction.

You have a better selection of toys then the local sex shop

Anyone else have any to add?

Jessi · Dec 7, 2011

You're so used to it that you need to scan the apartment for dildos 5 times before company comes over

Shaun__ · Dec 7, 2011

You convert the price of everything you look at in stores to nickles before deciding if you want to buy it.

StarrieNights · Dec 7, 2011

if you have to ask your friend if you left your anal beads in his car....

ViruSphere · Dec 7, 2011

You squeeze your tits or ass and don't even realize you're doing it.

AedanRayne · Dec 7, 2011

You might be a camwhore if you carry an anal plug in your laptop bag.

/guilty

Rosemary · Dec 7, 2011

You go out to Walmart at 2am dressed in shabby sweats and full blast whore makeup

(stolen from another forum, but this applies to me 100%)

BustyJules · Dec 7, 2011

You might be a camwhore if....

Your neighbors think you have the best sex life ever cause you are constantly moaning and talking dirty.

You've answered the door with your cam still running, sex toys and clothes all over the floor.

You can think of 10 different fake places you work when someone asks what you do.

You've ran to the store, walked the dog, went to mcdonalds looking like a complete drag queen.

You sign up for or save coupons for baby wipes, baby oil when there is no baby.

You do random everyday things and think "Can I get paid for this" such as showering (hmm 750 tkn shower show), painting your toenails (foot fetish guys), etc.

sxycherrypie · Dec 7, 2011

You might be a cam whore if your wearing vibrating panties at a restaurant and at work /guilty lol (i broke it lol)

Erragal · Dec 7, 2011

You might be a camwhore if you ask a store clerk how many tokens does that cost

(might count for a few of us members also)

sxycherrypie · Dec 7, 2011

Erragal said:
You might be a camwhore if you ask a store clerk how many tokens does that cost

(might count for a few of us members also)

Or the other way around LOL. I am a store clerk and I did that once LOL.

Cassidy Nicole · Dec 7, 2011

When you see the word "hitachi" you think of the vibrator.

When you see a body massager, you think how it would be on your whoooo haaaa. haha

bodisha · Dec 7, 2011

you might be a cam whore if... you see a security camera at the store and shake your tits and scream "teeeep me bitchs!"

Rose · Dec 7, 2011

You start getting used to being naked and masturbating all the time so that when those don't happen, your day feels off.

You look for (or fantasize about) bad cyber sex and listen for a 'ding' when you start masturbating or having sex.

EvaLee · Dec 7, 2011

Cassidy Nicole said:
When you see a body massager, you think how it would be on your whoooo haaaa. haha

To go off of this .. when you pass the store Brookstone and just start seriously grinning. :happy2: :happy2: :happy2:

Rosemary · Dec 8, 2011

ATM is no longer just a place to get or deposit money
....and you giggle like you're 12 every time you see it...

Jupiter551 · Dec 8, 2011

CammiStar said:
ViruSphere said:

You squeeze your tits or ass and don't even realize you're doing it.

Click to expand...

This was going to be my contribution. I notice when I am talking I grab my boobs. I used to do it so much that it rubbed off on my boyfriend and I caught him rubbing his chest while he was talking. LOL

lol priceless :lol:

VinnyGoGo · Dec 8, 2011

when the store clerk gives you your change and says "come again" you, without thinking, shoot back "don't make requests unless you're gonna' tip!".

when the store clerk gives you your change you stand there for several moments waiting for the MFC tip tone to sound.

you scream out "500 more tokens 'til I cum guys!!!" and then suddenly remember you're having sex with your husband and you're NOT on cam.'

you actually understand the US Tax Code because you're so used to dealing with MFC camscores.

JoleneBrody · Dec 8, 2011

You might be a camwhore if...
You blow a kiss at the store clerk and say "thank you" in an overexcited tone when he hands you your change.

I am also guilty of the random, unaware boobie squeezing while going over my sushi menu... :/

LadyLuna · Dec 8, 2011

You might be a camwhore if...

You wake up in the middle of a dream horrified that you left your camera on, only to discover it was off

You think "can I use this in a show?" with everything you see

You LOVE the dollar tree and all it's wonderful props

You accidentally almost respond to a name that's not even yours, offline

You start feeling like people are always watching, and wonder why they don't tip

LilyPink · Dec 8, 2011

You start dancing when you moisturise in the morning..

Poker_Babe · Dec 8, 2011

LadyLuna said:
You might be a camwhore if...

You wake up in the middle of a dream horrified that you left your camera on, only to discover it was off

OMG I do this ALL the time!!

LiLredhairedgrl · Dec 8, 2011

When you start calling your boyfriend, your friends, your neighbor, your mom, and the mailman "bb's".
And I called my boobs, "bobs" the other day.

:mrgreen:

Erragal · Dec 8, 2011

You might be a camwhore is all your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband has to do to turn u on is go "ding"

GypsyRuna · Dec 8, 2011

Jessi said:
You're so used to it that you need to scan the apartment for dildos 5 times before company comes over

HAHAHA!! to true!!

JessicaLapin · Dec 8, 2011

You own more lingerie, stockings, role play outfits and lounge type clothing (sweat pants and tees) than going out clothing (jeans, dress pants and blouses). I really need to do some shopping

lol

ViruSphere · Dec 8, 2011

CammiStar said:
ViruSphere said:

You squeeze your tits or ass and don't even realize you're doing it.

Click to expand...

This was going to be my contribution. I notice when I am talking I grab my boobs. I used to do it so much that it rubbed off on my boyfriend and I caught him rubbing his chest while he was talking. LOL

While I appreciate the thanks, it was AedanRayne who actually made the quote. Last night in her room she was saying how she grabs her tits and ass and didn't realize she was doing it until her BF pointed it out. Once she said that I thought of this thread and immediately posted it in here.

Jessi · Dec 8, 2011

JessicaLapin said:
You own more lingerie, stockings, role play outfits and lounge type clothing (sweat pants and tees) than going out clothing (jeans, dress pants and blouses). I really need to do some shopping lol

This is me. I havent done laundry in weeks because Im just always naked.

StarrieNights · Dec 8, 2011

When you are to tired to shower off after a show.. and go to school with a bunch of names written on you... ooops!

StarrieNights · Dec 8, 2011

when you see a pretty girl working a minimum wage job and you resist every urge to "save her". i feel like an evangelical.

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