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lordmagellan said:
Nordling said:
Slut? Uh, no, foolish yes. She was trying to photograph the bear not have promiscuous sex with it. ;)
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Do you know that for certain? There may have been an ulterior motive.
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Ha ha! No, of course not. But why assume otherwise?
 
Nordling said:
lordmagellan said:
Nordling said:
Slut? Uh, no, foolish yes. She was trying to photograph the bear not have promiscuous sex with it. ;)
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Do you know that for certain? There may have been an ulterior motive.
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Ha ha! No, of course not. But why assume otherwise?
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Because sometimes it's just fun to make an ass of myself.
 
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LOL.... she's not alone. When people of any flavor get near big furry critters, they all seem to go stupid and develop the need to get closer than they should.
 
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Bocefish said:
Turn up the sound and max the screen size for this one :shock:

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I think that is some kind of viral marketing ad for Kobalt tool boxes.
 
SoTxBob said:
LOL.... she's not alone. When people of any flavor get near big furry critters, they all seem to go stupid and develop the need to get closer than they should.
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Google "Alaska death by moose" ;)

I can't speak to the veracity of this amateur article, but your comment reminded me of a trip to Alaska. A buddy saw a moose in a clearing while he was driving. He stopped and got out of the car to take a picture. From the road, the moose was cute. As he walked closer and closer, he realized the moose was larger than he had thought. He quickly realized he was walking up to wild animal that was taller than him, and it was acting *very* nervous.

He decided a photo from several meters away was preferable to getting trampled. :woops:
 
spikyhaired said:
SoTxBob said:
LOL.... she's not alone. When people of any flavor get near big furry critters, they all seem to go stupid and develop the need to get closer than they should.
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Google "Alaska death by moose" ;)

I can't speak to the veracity of this amateur article, but your comment reminded me of a trip to Alaska. A buddy saw a moose in a clearing while he was driving. He stopped and got out of the car to take a picture. From the road, the moose was cute. As he walked closer and closer, he realized the moose was larger than he had thought. He quickly realized he was walking up to wild animal that was taller than him, and it was acting *very* nervous.

He decided a photo from several meters away was preferable to getting trampled. :woops:
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I am assuming you guys are not from any place where moose live? Because honestly, walking up to a moose is a very stupid thing to do! They're like very big horses, and they can be extremely aggressive!

I remember when I went to the "nordic animal zoo" here in Stockholm with a few aussie guys, they thought the reindeer were moose - when I said that the moose are way bigger they didn't believe me, they're faces when we got to the moose den were hilarious!!

But, yeah, basically moose kill people and you should NOT get close to one.
 
I feel compelled to point out that not all australian's are so stupid as to not know what a moose, or a reindeer for that matter, looks like. We have reindeer here, people farm them for venison etc. :twocents-02cents:

Oh and as for wild animals lemme tell you from personal experience....

One night I was at uni and I saw a tiiiiny kitten fall out of a tree, was like 6 weeks old maybe? Started crying for its mother, wasn't sure if it was hurt or not (turns out I think it wasn't). So I thought omg poor thing I'll take it to the veterinary school on campus they'll find it a home and check its health.

Ok - a word of advice - do not attempt to pick up a potentially feral kitten no matter how small and cute it looks. This thing was a whirling, flailing, clawing, biting storm of razor sharp talons. I'm talking sharp the only way a brand new set of claws can be sharp and I managed to have the cute little thing in my hands for all of about 3 seconds before it exited my now-bloody grip like a cartoon tasmanian devil. Much, I might add, to the amusement of several onlookers aside from my girlfriend who was worried I'd just contracted some awful disease from it.
 
On average, moose are fairly docile critters unless it's a momma moose with a calf or a bull in rut. I often had moose in my yard feeding off trees in the winter and saw them on a daily basis in town. When the snow gets deep, they usually migrate into town or else they become easy pickens for wolves in the deep snow, which is not a pretty sight btw. Any wild animal is dangerous though, especially if threatened or corned.

 
Bocefish said:
On average, moose are fairly docile critters unless it's a momma moose with a calf or a bull in rut. I often had moose in my yard feeding off trees in the winter and saw them on a daily basis in town. When the snow gets deep, they usually migrate into town or else they become easy pickens for wolves in the deep snow, which is not a pretty sight btw. Any wild animal is dangerous though, especially if threatened or corned.

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Well, yes, usually moose don't give a crap about people. We used to have moose joining our horses in the morning when we lived in the country, they'd just hang around for a bit and eat some food. But we would never have even thought about going up to them, or even going out of the house in their direction. You never know what's going on with them, there might be reasons for attack that you can't see!

A cow might have a calf hidden out of sight that she'll protect, the moose might be injured and scared, or it may just be drunk from eating old apples (happens more often than you might think).

We rarely have moose migrating into town during winter though.. Probably because in the whole of Sweden we only have about 200 wolves (it's an outrage that they are being hunted, makes me ashamed to be Swedish!) and the population of moose and other wild biungulates is larger than it has ever been before...
 
Bocefish said:
mynameisbob84 said:
Up until about 5 years ago, I thought reindeer were fictitous animals :?
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Ever heard of caribou?

Reindeer & caribou are one in the same.
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I never knew they were the same, they look so different. I enjoy learning new things, thank you.

Reindeer are slightly smaller and were domesticated in northern Eurasia about 2000 years ago.
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I know the moose discussion is old, but I wanted to add my :twocents-02cents:

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away...

A man was driving down a road through a Canadian forest when he spotted a moose crossing it. He stopped the car, because he knew that if he tried to take on the moose with his little coup the moose would win! The moose casually walked up to his car, and sat on the hood. Suddenly, 20+ female moose started to cross. The bull moose stayed on the hood of the car until the whole herd had safely crossed the street. Then it stood up, shot the driver a look, and wandered off into the forest after the herd.

I heard the story from the person it happened to, so NOT a "friend of a friend" story. He said he was scared out of his mind when the moose started to walk towards him, he thought he was a gonner for sure!
 
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One of the weirdest things I ever saw was in a zoo in Saigon. Was a tiger enclosure, just with bars no glass, and inside was the tiger chilling and BUNNY RABBITS o_O

The bunnies were just wandering around, eating stuff, not far from the tiger and ignoring it. The tiger was ignoring the bunnies too. Then some absolute douchebag started throwing empty softdrink cans at the tiger trying to make it react...motherfucker I wanted to throw him in there with it.

Still don't get the bunnies though, at first I thought they were food but they had zero fear of this giant predator.
 
LadyLuna said:
I know the moose discussion is old, but I wanted to add my :twocents-02cents:

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away...

A man was driving down a road through a Canadian forest when he spotted a moose crossing it. He stopped the car, because he knew that if he tried to take on the moose with his little coup the moose would win! The moose casually walked up to his car, and sat on the hood. Suddenly, 20+ female moose started to cross. The bull moose stayed on the hood of the car until the whole herd had safely crossed the street. Then it stood up, shot the driver a look, and wandered off into the forest after the herd.

I heard the story from the person it happened to, so NOT a "friend of a friend" story. He said he was scared out of his mind when the moose started to walk towards him, he thought he was a gonner for sure!
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Who says chivalry is dead?
 
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I'm going to the zoo on Sunday. :? I was planning on taking my camera, but I think I'll pass now and stay far away from the enclosures too.
 
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